News

00/11/13: Sorry for the lack of updates, but we have some good news. First of all, we will will playing a show Wednesday, November 29th at The Kathedral. We're opening for the uber-fantastic 2 Drinks Later, and will start the show at about 8:00. For more info see the "Tour" section. Also, we're currently working on putting together a nice little low-quality demo in Tim's basement. We'll let you know if we ever get anything done.

00/10/15: You guys rock. Thank you to all the people who came on Friday. We had the best crowd a band could ask for. And we played pretty well, too. What's up now? Probably another Kathedral gig in the next month, and just maybe a DEMO TAPE!

00/10/06: The gig is on it's way, and what better time to start up a mailing list! That way all you kids can keep updated about everything in our lives without ever leaving your house! Just e-mail jsr309@hotmail.com with the subject "Mailing List", and sit back and watch the magic! We'll let you know about gigs, CD releases, television appearances, etc...

00/09/20: BIG EFFIN' NEWS!   1) We have a bassist. His name - Adrian. He is quite fantastic and we hope you love him just as much as Tim and I do. Which is an awful lot. Adrian is in Grade 10 at ESA. He's special. And 2) We have our second gig - at The Opera House, no less! It's on October 13, and tickets are $10 from any of the band members (just e-mail us). I told you'd we'd be big.

00/09/03: We at J.S.R. apologize for the lack of updates. The problem? Nothing to update about. Both Tim and I have been home for about 6 days since the start of summer, and our instruments have been sitting in Tim's basement gathering dust. But come school (*shudder*) we promise more updates than you can handle - and maybe even a bass player! And let's not forget all those gigs...

00/07/31: You asked for it, and Jack's Smirking Revenge is gonna give it to you - a guest book! So check out the link on the main page and sign away! Also, I (Sam, the "webmaster") will be leavin' town for about 2 weeks and thus there will be no updates for awhile. I just wanna thank everyone who's expressed their love and support for all these years...I love you all. And so does Tim. Chio!

00/07/16: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes! Big, sad news today. Are you sitting down? Okay. Rory, our wonderful bassist, has decided to leave the group. It's a shame, and, in typical show-biz fashion, we wish him best of luck in whatever he does. We love you, man. Peace to you and your brothers. So now Tim and I (Sam) are stuck wondering just what the f--- we're gonna do now...Anyone out there play bass?

00/07/11: The gig went great. We sold buckets of tickets, had a wonderfully enthusiastic crowd, and rocked the Casbah as promised! Thanks to everyone who came - you guys effin' rule!

00/07/10: The big day - our Kathedral gig! Hope someone comes.

00/06/26: Web site is up. This is the happiest day of my life.

00/06/25: We finally got a gig! Now the question remains...Will anyone come?