40k Humour

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=168 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="041a11c3.gif"> <div> Welcome to Mortis Destructos!</div> <div> <IMG SRC="139778e0.jpg" border=0 width="119" height="142" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> "Contact with alien races always renews one's faith in humanity. It is my belief that foriegn travel narrows the mind wonderfully"</div> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#99CC00" FACE="Arial" ><B>Mortis Destructos</B></FONT>     <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#CCCC66" FACE="Arial" >|   <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Mortis Destructos"><U><B>home</B></U></A></FONT></div> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="My Armies"><U>My Armies</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Painting Service"><U>Painting Service</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Fiction"><U>Fiction</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="My 40k Rants"><U>My 40k Rants</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Gallery"><U>Gallery</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Rules"><U>Rules</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Renegade Guard"><U>Renegade Guard</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id30.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="DIY"><U>DIY</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id38.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Doom"><U>Doom</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Mage Knight"><U>Mage Knight</U></A>   |   <B>40k Humour</B>   |   <A HREF="id37.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Anime"><U>Anime</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links"><U>Links</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id29.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="My Buddies"><U>My Buddies</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U>Contact Me</U></A></div> <div> <IMG SRC="040f4010.gif" border=0 width="500" height="1" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> 40k Humour</div> <div> The world of 40k is pretty dark and gloomy, everyone being a religious zealot, ritual murders, dark gods, etc. But with every subject, humour can be (tastefully or otherwise) made. Please feel free to submit any jokes or such related to 40k, they'll be put in this section.</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="0feccef0.jpg" border=0 width="204" height="239" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <U>Only </U><B><U>YOU</U></B><U> can prevent Forest fires!</U></div> <bR> <div> ---</div> <bR> <div> Lictor? I didn't even touch her! <I>Note: If you don't understand this, say this sentance out loud. Keep repeating it until you get it :)</I></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> ---</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>