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(Me) "It's too horrible, must.. prevent.. self.. from throwing up!"

Episodes Reviewed: OAV 1

Overall Grade:FF

(cough) It's not even half as good as DBZ... Season 3 dubbed. Does that give you a general idea? No? Then F--- (No, it's a grade, not a censored word)

A mysterious warrior with wings like a raven and demon sword appears in a village run by Lady Tamamushi, who holds her daughter under imprisonment. Guy tries to save girl, guy fights and kills mysterious demons, kills robotic demon warrior, destroys robotic weopons, saves girl, kills lady. Pack it up, this piece of crap's going back!

Death, kill, demons, yawn.

Ch. Development: 2

Single short-ass movie. Two flashbacks.

Why do you think Kabuto saves the girl?

You would have to try hard to actually notice it.

What was I saying above? Kill, Kill!

Well, I'd say that this thing actually being made was laughable.

Dear (do not take the lord's name in vain), that sucked! It had a chance to show me something more to maybe give me a reason to like it on some level, but no! It was 45 min. long, not enough to give me an interesting movie with proper character development and plot. There was senseless violence, and any explaining made was of the evil monster that would eventually be killed sooner or later. No, foolish hentai otakus, even the nudity didn't save it. In fact, it just succeded in sickening me more so. Believe me, renting this is a waste of lunch money, and buying this will be the worst possible thing one can do. Don't believe it? Compared to DBZ dubbing, FUNimation is Pioneer! Maybe that didn't come out right, but you should get the point! I certainly hope that Fist of the North Star is better than this if I someday get the balls to rent it! By the way, I watched the American live action version of FotNS, and I didn't have the stamina to sit through the Starting Credits! Screw you, America! (I still love you though, since you're not China)

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!