D50's Anime hideout | home
Kimera
(ME) No... I cannot believe this... no... this is not happening... no... WAIT, WHAT IS THAT THING, IS IT A MAN, A WOMAN, WHAT?!
Episodes Reviewed: N/A, dubbed
Overall Grade: F--- no, there needs to be a lower score...
FFFFFFF
F
F
FFFFFF ___
F
F
F
Storyline: 2
Okay... one day, a man and his pal are driving until they come across a scene where a man was attacked by some soul-sucking demon! Of course, it was later realized that it was just a blood-sucking demon. I think.. During an attack, the two guys run and one of them, our main man, sadly, falls in love with some sort of being trapped in a vessel of some sort. It looks like a woman, but look again, and it doesn't look so mach like a woman. What is it? Later, we realize that the being is known as Kimera. What does h... sh.... (this reminds me of the It's Pat skit from SNL) IT have to do with the demons? The only way to find out is to rent or buy it (I strongly urge you not to do either).
Type: I dunno
I'm leaning toward "Action"
Ch. Development: N/A
Sexuality: 7
Is it a man, is it a woman? Who knows? Alls I know is two guys attempt to have sex with it, but, I can only think of the famous line from an It's Pat sketch on SNL: "We have had sex three times, yet I'm still not certain just what Pat is."
Romance: 4
Actually, there's more, but I do not want to accept it. It just sickens me.
Drama: 4
Please.. it hurts just to think... just trust me...
Action: 8
Here's my only original catchphrase... "Gallons!"
Comedy: 2
There was some... I believe.
Dub
Dub Voices: 5
Average
Dub Music: N/A
Dub Lines: ???
Censorship: Shyea! Right!
Short Version: Damn, this movie sucked! It should go back to hell where it came from!
Long Version: Damn, this animated motion picture sucked! It should go back to the depths of the underworld where it was born from satan!
Sensical Version: This movie really sucked. It made no sense to me, and the ending disappointed me greatly. I'm sure the plot could have something worth it but I just can't get over Kimera being the WORST character in the HISTORY of the UNIVERSE!!! No, not just anime, not just stories, but out of every single person who ever lived. Perhaps it's personality is nice, but damn it, it's hard to understand what it is. This is the only bad review you will ever read from me, as it is the only one guided by emotions and not the mind.
HikariD50: Time for some balance, ne? Okay, so it's true that Kimera sucks. It's also true that I cannot tell what Kimera the character is. However, that alone does not make it a bad anime. I can honestly say that I tried my best to watch it through, but the sheer illogicalness that the plot was progressing at turned me off at once. I mean, the main characters see a mysterious mutant attack and drain energy off of someone, and all the main main character can think about is the strange being that resembles a girl somewhat! He then proceeds to find out all he can about the (allegedly) girl! Um... what about the monster? Does it not matter? I think maybe they gave some thought to the monster, but for some reason the main focus was Kimera.
That's my Story and I'm Sticking to it!
