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Overall Grade: C

Usually recently, there are only two grades I give: A and C. It's either good or bad, but not awful.

Hey, I didn't like it, but the storyline was original. This one features a guy good at killing. He's our hero. He breaks the law by killing and buying prostitutes. What a great guy (sarcasm). Seriously, this has got to be the worst main character of all time. Anyway, when the French prime minister (I don't think that's what he was, but it's a good guess) hires him to check out suspicious activity going on with another nation (maybe America, I'm not sure) and it involves vampires. Okay. These guys are also armed with enough sh*t to arm a small army. What will happen? Well, considering I suck at giving people vivid descriptions, you likely have little idea. Actually, if you guessed "the guy's gonna get in there and shoot a lot of people, with blood splatting all over the place and some light nudity on the side" you're insanely close.

Type: Action/Horror

Ch. Development: N/A

Just some light brief nudity and mature themes. Okay, not light. But it is brief. Oh, and did I mention that the guy hangs out with prostitutes? Right, I said that.

I call this the type that's subtle at first, but becomes apparent later.

I recently realized I'm not good at describing this category. So, just use your imagination.

Blood? Check. Bones? No. Brains? No. Splatter? Yes. Cursing? Yes. Questions? Didn't think so.

I don't believe there was any. But, just in case, well, y'know. Oh, I guess there was a funny scene, but it was due to how funny the guy that was shot to death was.

Nonexistent I think.

Dub Lines: I don't give a damn (10, I guess)

They sounded okay for the type of movie it was.

Note how "Censorship" isn't here!

Okay, I told you what the story was, and what was bad and good about it. Now to convince you. Listen up and listen well!! It's not a super-great movie. It's not a gawd-awful movie. It's normal, but not that good at all. If you like violence or any of that stuff, I guess you'll like this movie. If you enjoy a vampire-type movie that isn't completely about vampires it's good. If you like seeing vampires that turn out to be good guys it's good. If you want to see conspiracies and stuff like that it's good. If you want to have a good time or get scared, look elsewhere. By good time, I mean fun, etc. Most people I know wouldn't get scared by this movie. Shocked/surprised, maybe. Scared? Doesn't seem too plausible. Okay, now I'm gonna talk about stuff I haven't thoroughly processed through my brain yet. Listen up, I don't like horror flicks, so expect me to be a little biased. Now, even though I may be biased, I still stand by my low grade. First off, don't think that just because it got a C that it's bad. It just happens to be nothing special. Second, this movie does have some good points; there is a good amount of good surprises, and there are parts of the story that come close to getting you interested, but basically, you just observe some of the story points and later on go, "oh, now I see what they were getting at." And once again I mast state at how immoral the main character is. I mean, this guy is gawd-awful. I would never trust my life in someone like him, and I wouldn't try to screw him over either. Now that I've said all there is to say, I must say that it's neither good nor bad, so check it out and judge it for yourself.

That's my Story and I'm Sticking to it!