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La Blue Girl
Crap. Next? Oh, okay...
Episodes Reviewed: 1-2, dubbed
Overall Grade: F
Nice effort though.
Storyline: 7
Miko Mido is a teenage girl who, unbeknownst to her classmates, is a ninja. She is to carry on the legacy of her clan and protect this box that controls the demonic Shkinma so that they don't have their perverted ways with them (the Moroku clan) and instead aim them at their enemy, the Suzuka clan. Too bad the box gets taken, Miko's grandmother gets killed, and now Miko's screwed... in so many ways.
Type: Hentai action/comedy
I said only teens should be viewing my site, so if you ain't even that, you should go somewhere else. But I wouldn't refer this to anyone.
Ch. Development: 5
Average.
Sexuality: 10
Enough to please you in many ways. Me? I just about threw up, and that was not pleasurable at all.
Romance: 2
But can we please, for practical purposes, say that it's nonexistent.
Drama: 6
Slightly above par.
Action: 7
The action doesn't get too gory. There's blood, sure, but no bones or internal organs. But man, there's a lot of rape here. Like I said, just about threw up. What the hell happened to normal human sex?
Comedy: 7
I'm pretty sure that this is also a satire on the genre of hentai, but either way I couldn't care less. Still, there are some really funny scenes there, which, if done by real actors, would cause much suing to ensue.
Dub
Dub Voices: 4
But when you're watching something like this, who cares?
Dub Music: N/A
Dub Lines: Who really gives a damn?
Censorship: none
It would be pointless anyway.
Hey, if you're a pervert, yes, this is okay, but I'm not too fond of seeing the same girl getting raped by demons with tentacles. Nor do I want to see penises on females. That sickens me just as much. I may be a pervert, but I don't like seeing sex in every conceivable form. Give me End of Summer any day.
But hey, the plot was good, and in its core it's perfect. Too bad that there's so much ugly rape and fanservice, plus the horrid fact that even the background objects can look like some sort of sexual act. Time to give these guys some credit. The people who created this anime sure are good at finding ways to make sexual acts and draw backgrounds that look like sex. Kudos to you, and I also wonder how your animators get their job done!
If you're morally just, then stay away from this at all costs. No, don't use it as an example of the indecency of anime either, because that's not fair at all. Just leave the filth alone.
That's my Story and I'm Sticking to it!
