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Fist of the North Star TV

"In seven seconds... you will die"
Episodes Reviewed:
1-4, Action Network Vers.
Overall Grade:
A-
Storyline:
6
A lone fighter, Kenshiro of the North Star Fist (Hokuto no Ken), traverses a horrible land.  Our land, turned into a hell by nuclear war.  Please let me reiterate that such a world would never exist, theoretically, as the truly smart people would be able to listen to my logic and develop a system that would lead to salvation in three years.  Continuing on... Kenshiro is in search for his lost love and the man who stole her from him.  In his quest he meets people, kills people, and we see commentary on humanity in a time of true crisis.  Weird mixture now that I think about it.
Type:
Action
Ch. Development:
2
There was that one little girl, and maybe a few villagers, but that's it.
Sexuality:
0
And people thought that marauders raped and pillaged.  Fools!  They only pillage!
Romance:
3
Two men fight over the love of one woman... but that woman already made her decision, and it's for the one who's losing.
Drama:
6
It ain't the battles that are dramatic... no, the drama is all in the senseless killing of countless villagers.
Action:
9
So much meaningless violence... it's not even funny
Comedy:
1
So much meaningless violence... it's not at all funny.  Except for that one annoying kid.  But he's more annoying than funny.
Dub
A
Dub Voices
10
I was... impressed.  And that one guy that does Shin... he had that one line... it made me believe he could pull off Shakespeare.
Dub Music
3
Am I destined never to hear "I am Shock! ?"
Dub Lines
10
Nothin' wrong.
Censorship
??
I seriously have no idea.

Fist of the North star was awesome!  It was a stupid movie, and an even worse American live-action movie, but the TV series was AWESOME.  Yeah, it had the violence which I hate, and a comic relief which I hated even more, but there was the whole humanity commentary, the powerlessness of logic in the face of brute force, I just HAD to give it a good grade.  Of course, its main flaw is realism.  This would not have happened in a post-nuclear war world.  I am ignoring the even greater possiblity that nuclear war will never happen, btw.  But I suppose if there's a style that can make your body explode after a set amount of time, anything can happen.  Well, now that I think about it, aside from the human commentary and eternal struggle of the weak, it's crap.  Without that you're left with fighting and a love story that is essense of crap.  I guess that's why I hated the movie.  Huh.  Now it all makes sense.

That's my Story and I'm Sticking to it!