Reviews
Here are my reviews, not listed alphabetically, but they are listed the way I feel. Oh, and the explanation of my ratings are at the bottom.
MOVIES
LOTR. I've read the book four times. Now you people who have read it 50 times going 4 times a year, ya you with the blood shot eyes and no normal friends, this does not make me any less a lover of the works of Tolkien. Many "True believers" did not like this movie. Probably because they have gone nuts by now. This was a great movie. Although nothing can compare with the books. For those that have read the books you should easily see that the movie makers did their best to stay true to the spirit and the story. For those who have not read the books you should morn and shave your heads 'cause its your own darn fault for missing so much back story. All in all a great classic sure to be enjoyed by gen's to come.
LOTR FOTR wins "Spiffiest"
Moulin Rouge, Glitter, Vanilla Skies.
Ahhh....nothing smells better than napalm in the morning. I say this because that is what I'd like to do to these movies, burn 'em without remorse. I have not seen these movies. The reason being is that in Hollywood their is a thing where whenever you make a commercial for a movie you ALWAYS put some of the best best scenes in them to draw crowds. I saw the commercials. You saw the commercials. All God's chillin's saw the commercials. Many wept, many wanted to jump off of a building. A few stupid idiots went to see these movies only to be stricken dead upon arrival by the shear stupidness!! Need I say more?
"Glitter, the best horror picture since that Britney Spears movie, what was that called? Oh well, it doesn't matter, it gave me nightmares."
a man who hates STEVEN KING
These three movies get my "Not even toilet worthy."
Movies to look forward to.
LOTR The Two Towers. Dec.
Spider Man. May 3.
SW Epi2. June I think, need to make sure.
I'm gonna go ahead and do somthing I don't like to do. And I'm doing it 'cause I feel like it and this is my page. I'm gonna pre-rate these movies in antiscipation of their coolness. My pre-rating for all three is "Spiffiest".
For the 2nd LOTR 'cause the first was good and the second can't fail to be just as good if not better. For Spidey 'cause for all the hype if it's not good there's gonna be some restitution. For Star Wars Epi 2. 'cause it looks cool, the story looks good and there is allot of back story to it. They're gonna be allot harder put to it if they wanna mess this one up like Epi 1.
GAMES
nothin' here now but there will be later
BOOKS
ditto
Ratings.....
Spiffiest=Best
Spiffier=Good
Spiffy=Okay
Crap on a bun=bad
Not even toilet worthy=worse
