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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=110 BGCOLOR="#999933" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="03f006e0ddwnfv.gif"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><B>Big Kahoona's</B></FONT><B>     |     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Big Kahoonas"><U><B>home</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Reviews"><U>Reviews</U></A>   |   <B>News Flash</B>   |   <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Mailbag"><U>Mailbag</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Discusion Precussion"><U>Discusion Precussion</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Related Links"><U>Related Links</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U>Contact Me</U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=190 BGCOLOR="#CCCC99" TEXT="#080000" background="040bec00esnpes.gif"> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=370 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> News Flash</div> <div> <I><B>N</B></I>ews Flash is basically about real stuff (not really) that either I'm miffed about or that is perfectly true.  Although this is all funny look for the truth in my statements and how close they resemble real life (well not really either).  Because hey, their are allot of stupid people in the world(really), you just gotta look for 'em.  Oh, and then laugh at 'em, reall really hard.</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>N</B></I>ews Flash</div> <div> Janet Reno is butt ugly and mean.  I think she suffers from some disease or else when she was born they didn't just beat her with the ugly stick, they used the whole darn tree!!</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>N</B></I>ews Flash</div> <div> Alec Baldwin's hair is an evil space organism exploiting Alec's allready demented mind.  Yes and the cast of friends suffers the same problem.</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>N</B></I>ews Flash</div> <div> Britney Spears is a slut.  But hey, you knew that didn't you?</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>N</B></I>ews Flash</div> <div> Law enforcment agencies have devised a new torture to make criminals talk, make them watch Halle Barry's oscar exceptance speech over and over and.....</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>N</B></I>ew Flash</div> <div> Al Roker is the most likely to play Fat Albert in a live action movie based on the character.</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>I</B></I>'ll post more of my own later.  Eventually I may even let some of you slobs come up with your own.  Maybe. I'll have to come up with a seperate E-mail address and only if there is enough demand, so tell your friends and E-mail me at my contact me page.  </div> </td> </tr></table></body>