Redneck Test

REDNECK TEST
This is one you either know the answers to or you don't. ( Either yore a Redneck or ya'll ain't.) Yankees may score 3 or 4. Most Southerners will score 20+. if you score over 50, you should be living in a trailer park on a dirt road with at least three cars up on blocks in the front yard.
You're given 1 free point to start. Score 3 points for each correct answer.
Answers follow below, so no peek'in, ya'll here now.........................
  1.How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
  2.What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
  3.Bill Dance is good at what?
  4.What university does Bill Dance root for?
  5.Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?
  6.After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
  7.In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block  V8?
  8.A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?
  9.What is a chigger?
 10.What is scrapple?
  11.Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?
 12.What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?
 13.What follows logically?  Johnson, Mercury,_______________.
 14.What's the common name for a bowfin?
 15.If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
 16.Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?
 17.What are grits made out of?
 18.Who was nicknamed "The Bear"
 19.Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
 20.What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
 21.Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
 22.What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand  Ol'
     Opry"?
 23.Where would you find Vidalia Onions?
 24.What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
 25.What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)
 26.How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)
 27.When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
 28.What is a scuppernong?
 29.Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
 30.Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?
 31.What color is a John Deere?
 32.What do you call the offspring of a mule?
 33.What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?



Answers:

  1. 7
  2. 43, red and blue
  3. Fishin'
  4. University of Tennessee
  5. University of Georgia
  6. Hard peanuts
  7. 283 Cu. In.
  8. French
  9. A red bug (small parasite)
 10. A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
  11. Panama City, FL
 12. Spanish moss
 13. Evinrude
 14. Mudfish
 15. Nothing.  A steer has been castrated.
 16. Hank Williams
 17. Corn
 18. Paul Bryant
 19. Because of the pollen
 20. "The Recipe"
 21. Helen Crump
 22. WSM
 23. Georgia
 24. Calf roping
 25. Mandolin
 26. 5 (some have only 4)
 27. The same thing
 28. A wild grape
 29. Yes
 30. Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live
        high on the hog.
 31. Green
 32. Another trick animal husbandry question.  Mules are generally
        sterile.
 33. Tobacco

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