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The Brave Joxer-Shields
Anthem.
(Sung to the tune of the Three Amigo's Theme Song).
One for eachother, and all for One,
We're Joxer-Shields!
Brothers and sisters and everyone
The brave Joxer-shields are we,
Defending our warrior wanna-be
Joxer the Mighty is he!
Whenever he needs us,
Oh Joxer-phobes heed us,
Joxer-Shields will always defend him!
Injustice or batterment,
We will fight and/or vent,
Joxer Shields we stick together!
We are the Brave Joxeeeer shields,
We are the brave Joxeeeeeer shields,
We are the brave Joxeeeeeee - etc. ad nauseum - ee-SHIELDS!
And Joxer Shields forever we'll beeeeee!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Joxer Is My Baby.
(Sung by Gabrielle to: I Don't Care If The Sun Don't Shine)
Helios sends them rays,
They say they're good for me,
If you like that babe
It's quite alright with me.
But I am here to sing,
That I like the rays of love,
And I can't get rays of love,
With that darned Helios a-bove!
I don't care if the sun don't shine,
Get my Joxer in the evenin' time,
Cause Joxer is my baby!
It's no fun with the sun around,
Cause the light off that helmet does rebound!
But I'm with my baby!
At night we kiss and kiss and kiss and then we kiss some more!
Don't ask how many times we kiss - ask my Joxer, he keeps score!
So I don't care if the sun don't shine,
I get my Joxer in the evenin' time.
Yeah Joxer is my baby!
I don't care if the sun don't shine,
Get my Joxer in the evenin' time,
Cause Joxer is my baby!
It's no fun with the sun around,
Cause the light off that helmet does rebound!
But I'm with my baby!
At night we kiss and kiss and kiss and nnnnnnw kiss some more!
Don't ask how many times we kiss - ask my Joxer, he keeps score!
So I don't care if the sun don't shine,
I get my Joxer in the evenin' time.
Yeah Joxer is my BABY!
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FINALLY
(Sung by Gabrielle (again) to: Finally as sung by Ce Ce Peniston).
Meeting Perdicas, the man of my dreams,
My one and only true love, or at least it seems,
With tanned oily skin, and dirty black hair,
Just the way he looked at me, that funny leering stare!
Finally! Callisto arrives!
Kills him on the spot, my Perdi takes a dive!
If she only knew, the service that she did me,
Now that I'm free yeah I'm free!
Finally now that I'm free, I can be with Xena and never look back again
Finally baby hey I'm free, Bashin' guys with my staff, writing all
that I see.
Finally now that I'm free, I can be with Xena and never look back again
Finally baby hey I'm free, Bashin' guys with my staff, writing all
that I see.
It seemed so many times, that Xena seemed the one,
But she never really wanted to have any sort of fun,
But Joxer came along, and brightened up my world,
In my heart I know that I'm his special bardic girl!
Finally! My dork came along!
And just check out his shoe size you can tell that it's long!
If Xena only knew the fun we could have with him,
I just can't describe it! oooh!
Finally Joxer is with me right in front of my face my two lips are inside
his
Finally Joxer is with me right in front of my face I can't breath help
revive me!
Finally Joxer's lovin me and I'm lovin him who'd a known that he'd
win me?
Finally Joxer is with me right in front of my face oh he's so handsome
Gods help me!
Finally! oh Finallee ye yeaaa yeaaah
(Joxer whilst trying to deal with Gabby's staff) Oh oh! oh oh ye ye
aow!
Oh oh! oh oh ye ye aow!
Oh oh! oh oh ye ye aow!
Oh oh! oh oh ye ye aow!
Oh oh! oh oh ye ye aow!
Oh oh! oh oh ye ye aow!
Oh oh! oh oh ye ye aow!
Oh oh!
DANCY BIT
Finally Joxer is with me right in front of my face my two lips are inside
his
Finally Joxer is with me right in front of my face I can't breath help
revive me!
Finally Joxer's lovin me and I'm lovin him who'd a known that he'd
win me?
Finally Joxer is with me right in front of my face oh he's so handsome
Gods help me!
Finallyyeeey oh yeeeh!
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Secret Love
(As sung by Doris Day in the movie Calamity Jane!)
(Joxer to Gabrielle)
Ooooonce I had a Secret Love!
That mulled within the heart of me!
And aaaaall to soon that Secret Love,
Became impatient to be free!
So I told the God of Love,
The way the lovelorn often do,
Just how wonderful you are,
And why I'm so in love with you!
Xena throws you from the highest cliff!
I stuck with you through that arc called Rift!
You know my heart's an open door.
Please, Secret Love, no secrets, anymore.
You sexy thing You sexy thing
I believe in miracles! Where are ya from?
I believe in miracles! Since you came along!
Where did you come from baby?
Why don't you say you know I needed you?
How did you know, I needed you so badly?
I guess the necklace and the poem gave it away!
Yesterday, I was one of those lonely people,
Now you're lying close to me, with that staff you're bashing me!
I believe in miracles! Where are ya from? (You sexy thing!) (You
sexy thing you)
I believe in miracles! Since you came along! (You Sexy thing!)
You're like those nymphs baby!
All cute and gentle with hair so long!
How come I'm the lucky one Gabby?
Xena's just as good as me, I guess we're just supposed to be!
Why is it - you treated me so badly? I was still there, cause
I love you madly!
Ev'ry day, through nose tweaks and ear clamps, I never knew that
maybe you too wanted to be my baby!
SOLO (Gabby on panflute)
Yesterday, I was one of the lonely people,
Now you're lying next to me, nursing those welts you gave to me!
I believe in miracles! Where are ya from? (You sexy thing!) (You
sexy thing you)
I believe in miracles! Since you came along! (You Sexy thing!)
I believe in miracles! Where're ya from? You Sexy thing!
I believe in miracles! I knew it all along! Poteidaia silly!
(Three nakey Gabby's boogie in the background).
I tolerate all those things you do to me
But I still love you for who you are,
Ev'ry day's a new excuse to pinch some part of me,
But I still think that you're the star!
You're not the only winner baby that's the truth,
Getting hit by you is such a thrill!
You're not the only winner Gabby that's no lie!
You never fail to satisfy! (Satisfy!)
I never could explain the things you do to me
One touch from you and I'm a lame!
It's so very lucky Gabby that your punishment
And my favourite pasttimes are the same!
You're not the only winner baby that's the truth,
Getting hit by you is such a thrill!
You're not the only winner Gabby that's no lie!
You never fail to satisfy! (Satisfy!)
Don't hurt me Gabby! *grin*
You're not the only winner baby that's the truth,
Getting hit by you is such a thrill!
You're not the only winner Gabby that's no lie!
You never fail to satisfy! (Satisfy!)
Ooh! Don't do that again! *wide leer*
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