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Things You'll Never Hear Tao Say 
(Submissions to this list are most welcome.)

1. "Group hug!"

2. "Excuse me while I consult my dictionary..."

3. "You want fries with that?"

4. "I've got an appointment with my shrink this afternoon."

5. "I only liked Savant for her hooters."

6. "Gee, never saw THAT coming..."

7. "Do I make you horny, baby?"

8. "Actually, I left the team because I had a huge crush on Grifter but he just wouldn't return my affections..."

9. "You know what I've always wanted to do for a living? Make balloon animals."

10. "I was watching the Care Bears movie and man, I almost cried."

11. "Does my butt look big in this?"

12. "Hey, pull my finger."

Tao's Marriage Certificate

Yes, Tao is married. To me. Don't believe it? Click the pic for a closer look.
(Courtesy of Marry Your Favorite Character)

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