Selling Books on the Internet
This has become a bizarre national fetish. Everyone, with the
exception of us, who has web site is trying
to sell the surfer books. What makes this so weird is that nearly
all the information you need on any subject is on the internet
for free, what the hell do you need to buy a book for? What makes
it especially asinine, is that everyone knows that if they want
to buy a book, you navigate to amazon.com or bn.com or borders.com or booksnow.com or books.com or buybooksontheweb.com or (God help us!) salmonbooks.com
or any one of the other 2 million outlets for books on the web.
We don't need a link on every web page telling us where to find
them. No web surfer thinks, "Gee, I'm going to Fred Zugeroch's
personal home page so I can buy a book on cross-dressing."
(If you do, please send photo so we can add you to our Hate Awards)
Though the compulsion may be strong, we urge web page makers to
resist the urge to sell boks. If you must try an affiliate program,
may we suggest something a little nore valued by the web surfer...FREE
PORN.
