A young boy sidles into an ice cream parlor dressed as a cowboy complete with a ten gallon hat, fuzzy chaps and toy six-guns.

The girl behind the counter says, "How cutie. What'll it be, Tex?"

The young cowboy says, "Gimme a hot fudge sundae."

She says, "You want whipped cream on that?"

He says, "Yep."

She asks, "How 'bout a cherry on top?"

"Yep," he replies.

Then the girl says, "Do you want crushed nuts?"

The little boy draws his toy guns and says, "You want your tits blown off?"