> She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
> She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> She put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
> She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
> She thought General Motors was in the army.
> She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> At the bottom of the application where it says "sign
> here," she put
> "Sagittarius."
> > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
> She tripped over a cordless phone.
> She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
> because it said,
> concentrate.
> She told me to meet her at the corner of WALK and
> DON'T WALK.
> She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
> > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
> She studied for a blood test.
> She thought she needed a token to get on Soul
> Train.
> She sold the car for gas money!
> When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
> twice instead.
> When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
> said "Airport Left", She
> turned around and went home.
> > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
> When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
> the home, she moved.
> She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
> If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
> She thought that she could not use her AM radio in
> the evening.
> She had a shirt that said TGIF, which she thought
> stood for This Goes In Front.