STATE MOTTOS
Alabama: yes, we have electricity or At least we're not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 eskimoes can't be wrong!
Arizona: But it's a dry heat
Arkansa: Litterasy ain't everything
California: By 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda. or As seen on T.V.
Colorado: If you don't ski, don't bother
Conneticut: Like Massachusetts, only dirtier and with less character
Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water
Florida: Ask us about our grandkids or We can't decide on the president of the United States
Georgia: We put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism
Hawaii: Haka tiki mou sha'ami leeki toru (Death to mainland scum, but leave your money
Idaho: More than just potatoes...well okay, we're not, but the potatoes sure are good
Illinois: please don't pronounce the "s"
Indiana: 2 billion years tidal wave free
Iowa: We do amazing things with corn
Kansas: First of the rectangle states
Kentucky: Five million people; fifteen last names
Louisiana: We're not all drunk cajun wackos, but that's our tourism campaign
Maine: We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster
Maryland: A thinking man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (for most tax brackets)
Michigan: First line of defense from the Canadians
Minnesota: Our governor can beat up your governor or 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000 mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come feel better about your own state
Missouri: You federal flood relief tax dollars at work
Montana: Land of the big sky, the unabomber, right-wing crazies, and very little else
Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada: Whores and poker!
New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey: You want a ##$%##! Motto? I got yer ##$%##! Motto right here!
New Mexico: Lizard make excellent pets
New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota: Yes, we really are one of the 50 states!
Ohio: We wish we were in Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the play, only no singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's what's for dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook with coal
Rhode Island: We're not REALLY an island
South Carolina: Remember the civil war? We didn't actually surrender
South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
Tennessee: The educashun state
Texas: Si, hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)
Utah: our Jesus is better than your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix?
Washington: Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackers!
Washington D.C.: Wanna be mayor?
West Virginia: One big happy family...really!
Wisconsin: Come cut our cheese
Wyoming: Where men are men, and the sheep are scared or Wynot?
