Merry Christmas

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And a  most wonderful New Year. God Bless you all. xxxxxxxxxxx</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="3213fc80.jpg" border=0 width="319" height="200" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>                           <IMG SRC="3230bc80.jpg" border=0 width="267" height="200" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="34dc86b0.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="107" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>                                   <IMG SRC="357c8c80.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="200" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>Christmas carols for the psychiatrically challenged ;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>Obsessive Compulsive Disorder--</U></B><B>                </B><B>                                                Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>Paranoid--</U></B></div> <div> <B>Santa Claus is coming to get me</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>Narcissistic--</U></B></div> <div> <B>Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>Dementia--</U></B></div> <div> <B>I think I'll be home for Christmas</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>Schizophrenia--</U></B></div> <div> <B>Do you hear what I hear?</B></div> <div> <B>     </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>                                                <IMG SRC="328c81f0.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="287" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="359c8c80.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="200" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>                                                          <IMG SRC="326df090.gif" border=0 width="223" height="265" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div>                <IMG SRC="32a2dc80.jpg" border=0 width="301" height="200" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <B>Night Before Christmas </B></div> <div> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the hous</div> <div> Not a creature was stirring, except for my mouse. </div> <div> No kids lived with me, so I thought I would chatter. </div> <div> There'd be no damn reindeer, and no stupid clatter. </div> <div> There'd be no fat elf, coming through my chimney. </div> <div> I'll be alone, my computer and me. </div> <div> I won't race to the window, to see him arrive. </div> <div> I'll just sit right here...with windows ninety-five. </div> <div> There's no one I know, as I'm surfing around. </div> <div> None of my regular buddies are found. </div> <div> I went in some chat rooms, but quickly got out. </div> <div> Age, sex, location is all that's about. </div> <div> As, I was about to go check out the net. </div> <div> I got an E-mail which I didn't expect. </div> <div> A lady told me, she had read my profile. </div> <div> And, ask, if I might like to chat for a while. </div> <div> She said, if I didn't, then she would just leave. </div> <div> But, she was so lonely, on this Christmas Eve. </div> <div> She said, it's the first time, she'd ever been on. </div> <div> But, she heard, computers, could be so much fun. </div> <div> She said, the computer, was usually locked tight. </div> <div> But, she said, her husband, left it on... tonight. </div> <div> He's away on some business; He'll be gone all night. </div> <div> So, she thought she'd use it, " I guess it's all right." </div> <div> She started to tell me, about her whole life. </div> <div> How she was expected to be a good wife. </div> <div> She talked of her anger, frustrations, and needs. </div> <div> Because she was forced, to do such silly deeds. </div> <div> She talked on and on, from one thing to the next. </div> <div> Then finally told me.....she was oversexed. </div> <div> She didn't have sex, with her husband, she told. </div> <div> He was always too busy, and getting too old. </div> <div> Then, she wrote me something, that made my heart vex. </div> <div> She asked me to teach her , to have cyber-sex. </div> <div> I said, if she wanted me to, that I could. </div> <div> Then after an hour, she got really good. </div> <div> After five hours, my fingers were sore. </div> <div> I told her, that I couldn't go anymore. </div> <div> She said, that was fine, because she was tired too. </div> <div> And anyway, her husband, soon would be due. </div> <div> She said she would be on, the same time next year. </div> <div> Then asked, if I wouldn't mind, meeting her here. </div> <div> She said only...on this night, she could be found </div> <div> It is only...this night, her husband leaves town. </div> <div> She said bye, and signed off...and i had to pause. </div> <div> I think I just cybered . . . . . . with Mrs. Santa Claus ! ! ! ! </div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="32cdf2f0.jpg" border=0 width="223" height="303" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div>                                                                 <IMG SRC="349c8960.gif" border=0 width="200" height="150" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">                            <IMG SRC="32ec88c0.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="140" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div>                                     <IMG SRC="35dc8140.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="276" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="335036e0.jpg" border=0 width="515" height="366" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="339c80a0.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="266" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div>                                         <IMG SRC="35fc8190.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="281" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="361fe530.jpg" border=0 width="254" height="339" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div>                                                     <IMG SRC="363eac80.jpg" border=0 width="234" height="200" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">             </div> <bR> <div>                                 You are cordially invited to </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="33646340.gif" border=0 width="70" height="52" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!!</B></div> <div> <B>Guest of Honor: Jesus Christ</B> </div> <div> <B>Date:</B> Every day. Traditionally, December 25</div> <div> but He's always around, so the date is flexible.... </div> <div> <B>Time: </B>Whenever you're ready.</div> <div> (Please don't be late, though, or you'll miss out on all the fun!) </div> <div> <B>Place: </B>In your heart.... He'll meet you there. </div> <div> (You'll hear Him knock)</div> <div> <B>Attire:</B> Come as you are... grubbies are okay.</div> <div> He'll be washing our clothes anyway. He said something about</div> <div> new white robes and crowns for everyone who stays till the last.</div> <div> <B>Tickets: </B>Admission is free. He's </div> <div> already paid for everyone... </div> <div> (He says you wouldn't have been </div> <div> able to afford it anyway...</div> <div> it cost Him everything He had. But </div> <div> you do need to accept the ticket!!</div> <div> <B>Refreshments:</B> New wine, bread, and a </div> <div> far-out drink He calls "Living Water,"</div> <div> followed by a supper that promises to be out of this world! </div> <div> <B>Gift Suggestions:</B> ; Your life. He's one of those</div> <div> people who already has everything else.</div> <div> (He's very generous in return though. </div> <div> Just wait until you see what He has for you!) </div> <div> <B>Entertainment: </B>Joy, Peace, Truth, </div> <div> Light, Life, Love, Real Happiness,</div> <div> Communion with God, Forgiveness, Miracles, Healing, Power,</div> <div> Eternity in Paradise, Contentment, and much more! </div> <div> (All "G" rated, so bring your family and friends.)</div> <div> <B> </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#800080" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>R.S.V.P. Very Important!</B></FONT></div> <div> He must know ahead so He can</div> <div> reserve a spot for you at the table.</div> <div> Also, He's keeping a list of His friends for future </div> <div> reference. He calls it the "Lamb's Book of Life." </div> <div> <B>Party being given by His Kids (that's us!!)!</B></div> <div> Hope to see you there! For those of you whom I will</div> <div> see at the party, share this with someone today!<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Comic Sans MS" > </FONT></div> <div> <IMG SRC="33746340.gif" border=0 width="70" height="52" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. </B></div> <div> <B>In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" </B></div> <div> <B>Hands started going up. </B></div> <div> <B>He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do </B></div> <div> <B>this." He proceeded to crumple the dollar bill up. He then asked, "Who still </B></div> <div> <B>wants it?" </B></div> <div> <B>Still the hands were up in the air. </B></div> <div> <B>Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and </B></div> <div> <B>started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now </B></div> <div> <B>crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" </B></div> <div> <B>Still the hands went into the air. </B></div> <div> <B>"My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what </B></div> <div> <B>I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in </B></div> <div> <B>value. It was still worth $20." </B></div> <div> <B>"Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the </B></div> <div> <B>dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We </B></div> <div> <B>feel as though we are worthless." But no matter what has happened or what </B></div> <div> <B>will happen, you will never lose your value: dirty or clean, crumpled or </B></div> <div> <B>finely creased, you are still priceless to those who love you. </B></div> <div> <B>The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE </B></div> <div> <B>ARE." </B></div> <div> <B>"You are special - Don't EVER forget it.</B></div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="627" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="VOID" RULES="NONE" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 26 WIDTH="1"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="26" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="619"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="26" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="619" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <div> <B>I was told the following link was fun to do??!!</B></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html " TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dears"><U><U>http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html</U></U></A><A HREF="http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html " TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dears"><U><U> </U></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <B>These sites may have something interesting?</B></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.northpole.com/cooking/cookbook.html" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.northpole.com/cooking/cookboo"><U><U>http://www.northpole.com/cooking/cookbook.html</U></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://www.fun2forward.com/item.php?id=381&e=bjwhite@attbi.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fun2forward.com/item.php?id=3"><U><U>http://www.fun2forward.com/item.php?id=381&e=bjwhite@attbi.com</U></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <B>HYMNS TO SING WHILE DRIVING </B></div> <div> <B>45 mph --------------- God Will Take Care of You </B></div> <div> <B>55 mph --------------- Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah </B></div> <div> <B>65 ph --------------- Just A Closer Walk With Thee </B></div> <div> <B>75 mph --------------- Nearer My God To Thee </B></div> <div> <B>85 mph --------------- This World is Not My Home </B></div> <div> <B>95 mph --------------- Precious Memories </B></div> <div> <B>100 mph and over ----- Lord, I'm Coming Home</B></div> <div> <B>--------------------------------------------------------</B> </div> <bR> <div> <B>What Hymns are you singing this holiday season??</B></div> <div> <B>Be wise, leave on time, watch your SPEED, buckle up, stay safe, and above all, PRAY every time you get behind the wheel.</B><B> </B></div> <div>                                 <IMG SRC="35bc8c80.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="200" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </td> </tr></table></body>