Our reasons for hating pokemon

• They have a terrible theme song.

• They pollute the atmosphere.

  

• They perform stupid tricks.

  

• Team rocket, well what more can you say?

  
  

• They put themselves to sleep.

  
  
  

• Their mascot is a hellbent electric rat.

  

• One of the characters is an opera school dropout.

  

• The main character is a ten year old, who is madly in love with a rat.

  

• The whole thing is a giant hunt for merit badges.