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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Does it have to be a lightbulb?
How many copyeditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. "I'm not changing a thing"
How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!
How many editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building.
How many editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb.
How many managing editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
You were supposed to have changed that lightbulb last week!
How many marketing directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?
How many newsmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
How many proofreaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Proofreaders aren't supposed to change lightbulbs. They should just query them.
How many publishers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author.
How many sales directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(pause) I get it! This is one of those lightbulb jokes, right?
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