Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park? (Home of the San Francisco Giants)
Because of all the Giant Fans!
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk
with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You
always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
Babe Root.
Confucius say that baseball very funny game; man can walk on four balls.
And here in L.A., there's talk of a teachers' strike. You know, if they ever strike,
here's what they should do: The striking teachers and the striking baseball players should
switch jobs. You see, this way, the teachers would get paid what they deserve, and the
players would get paid what they deserve.
