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| From Tom's lips to your ears... |
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| some of my favorite lines from some awesome characters |
| Sgt. Mike Horvath--Saving Private Ryan |
| "You need to get a new occupation. [War] doesn't seem to agree with you anymore." |
| "I'm gonna shoot ya because I don't like ya!" |
| "Any more of this and the Germans won't have to kill me. I'll slit my wrists." |
| Milo Peck--Heart and Souls |
| "Hey life's tough. Sometimes you don't get what you want. Mostly you don't get what you want." |
| "Oh Julia, you're killing me! You're killing me! Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm already dead." |
| "Because of you, I've spent the last thirty years cooling my heels with Mr. Excitement here! I can't get a decent meal. I can't get a smoke. And especially I can't get laid. You've turned me into a god damned monk!!" |
| "That was great. Wasn't that great? I'd say that was great!" |
| (sung) "Bye Bye baby, I don't mean maybe. You're gonna get along somehow. Soon you'll be crying, 'account of all your lying. But yeah, just look who's laughing now!" |
| Jack Scagnetti--Natural Born Killers |
| "Mallory Knox, meet Jack Scagnetti." --said to a pubic hair |
| "You ever been strangled?" |
| "Oswald may have been a pussy, but he was a great shot." |
| Lt. Vincent D'agosta--The Relic |
| "We may have a guy on our hands who makes Jeffrey Dhamer look like a cub scout." |
| "Pot is a misdemeanor. Decapitation seems a bit severe." --after a decapitation victim was found to have been smoking marijuana when he was killed |
| "How the fuck does someone get custody of a dog?" |
| "Something's wrong. We have a homeless ex-con who gets his jollies ripping out people's hypothalamus'? What's he doing? Starting a hypothalamus collection?" |
| Michael Cheritto--Heat |
| "Hey slick, you see that shit coming out of their ears? They can't fucking hear you!" |
| "What you wanna be when you grow up sweetheart?...She doesn't know. Just like me. I don't know either!" |
| "Well you know, for me the juice has always been the action . I'm in." |
| Tom Walls--Bringing Out the Dead |
| "Here's your first lesson on being an American. Its called, 'eat my shit'." |
| "Come on Frank, there's blood still on the streets. Lets go have some fun." |
| "We like our coffee bloody." |
| Dr. Quinn Burchenal--Red Planet |
| "Uh oh, we're gonna talk about God now, aren't we? 'Cause if we are, I'm gonna need another [shot of vodka]." |
| "You can be my queen. Propagation of the species." |
| "We just disappointed 10 billion people and that's not counting the ex-wives." |
| "Do you want me to shut up and let you die in peace?" |
| "You see god you let me know, but until then I'll trust my phd's." |
| Teddy Finn--The Florentine |
| "Forgive me father...It has been over 100 years since my last confession." |
| "I used to be fine. Fucked up. Insecure. Neurotic and Empty. I didn't like being fine." |
| Dewitt Albright--Devil in a Blue Dress |
| "She likes jazz, pigs feet, and dark meat. If you catch my drift." |
| "What do I want? I want to see your brains." |
| "Shoot him. Just kidding." |
| John Gotti--Witness to the Mob |
| "Angie I know you're my friend, but you've run out of feet to shoot." |
| "Geez, this guy goes out and spends a fortune on a penile implant so he can bone the maid, and we go and whack him!" |
| Joe Domino--Play it to the Bone |
| "Where's my coffee cup?!!"--said as he is unwittingly holding it |
| Max Peltier--Strange Days |
| "You could sell a goddamned rat's asshole for a wedding ring." |
| "Well I lost my appetite. For about a year." |
| "They'll ruin his life. Such as it is." |
| "You have no idea how high up the food chain this goes." |
| "The issue isn't whether you're paranoid Lenny. I mean look at this shit. The issue is whether your paranoid enough." |
| "I love you like my own blood man, but don't stand next to me in public right now." |
| "Cheer up. The worlds gonna end in ten minutes anyway." |
| Danny Detillo--Striking Distance |
| "It's sunny"--one of only two things he can think of to say about California (where he has been for two years) the other being... |
| "The Simpsons are on an hour earlier." |
| Sgt. Earl Sistern--Pearl Harbor |
| "Don't paint tits on my planes. And if you do, don't paint them crooked." |
| Bobby Batton--Witness Protection |
| "I'd think of robbing one." --why he doesn't want his last name legally changed to "Banks" |
| Chance Wilder--Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man |
| "You've got balls. Big ones. But they're not as big as you might think" |
| "I get paid $500,000 a year to sit in this office and run this bank. I get paid an extra 50 million a year to sit in the same office and run those drugs. Now thats a big game. And its big time." |
| Bat Masterson--Wyatt Earp |
| "They say it was the biggest funeral in the history of Dodge. Of course the town ain't that old." |
| Sly Delvecchio--Passenger 57 |
| "Well I don't want to be so good lookin' but I've got to deal with the hand that's dealt to me." |
| "I'm not giving you that [look]. I'm giving you the Italian-American, deeply moved, religiously inpired look. There's a difference." |
| "Well, I guess we can't tell him I stepped out now can we?" -- after receiving a phone call while on a helicopter. |
| "Yeah, its under the section on mental illness." -- when Cutter asks if his actions are covered by health insurance. |
| Cody Nicholson--True Romance |
| "You're no longer a bit player...you're a fucking star!" |
| "You're an actor. Act motherfucker!" |
| "I love this guy. He's crazy!" |
| "Oh shit, I forgot my [bullet-proof] vest!" |
