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  • Whats the diffrence between a blonde and a walrus??
    One has buck teeth and smells of fish......the others a walrus.

  • What did one blondes leg say to the other??
    Nothing They've never met.
    Submitted by evil ben wingrove
    EMail him @ benjy@wingrove00.fsnet.co.uk


  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE
    "A GOLDEN RETRIEVER"

  • How do blonde braincells die ?
    Alone.


  • How do you get a blonde to marry you?
    Tell her she's pregnant.

  • What will she ask you?
    "Is it mine?"

  • How does a blond spell farm?
    E-I-E-I-O


  • How does a blond kill a fish?
    She tries to drown it.

  • Three ways a Blonde practices SAFE SEX?
    1.She Locks the car door!
    2.She wears kneepads!
    3.She sleeps with the entire defensive team!
    Submitted by: Chris M.

  • How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
    She opens the car door!

  • Whats the first thing a Blonde will do in the morning?
    She goes Home!

  • Why don't Blondes eat pickles?
    Their heads get stuck in the jar!

  • What does a Blonde say when you blow in her ear?
    Thanks for the refill!

  • How do you get a Blonde to laugh on Monday?
    Tell her a joke on Friday!

  • What do Blondes and Turtles have in common?
    Once they're on their back, their screwed!

  • What did the Blonde name her pet Zebra?
    Spot!

  • How do you get a Blondes eye to sparkle?
    Shine a light in her ear!

  • Why does a Blonde have T.G.I.F. on her shoes?
    To reminder her, T.oes G.o I.n F.irst!

  • What do Blondes and beer bottles have in common?
    They're empty from the neck up!

  • What's the mating call of a blonde?
    I think I'm drunk!

  • What's the mating call of a Brunette?
    Is that damn blonde gone yet?!

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