Welcome to Lyrical Genius. This page is all about taking the piss out of shite bands, or people, that write tossy lyrics, or just get on my nerves. What happens is that I take an extract from a song I love to hate, write it down in all of it's shite ness, and you can listen to the extract or just read it.

In this edition of Lyrical Genius I've pondered on many people to rip the piss out of. But my final decision was those famous lads from here in England, the Prodigy, with there excellent song "Smack My Bitch Up". When asked why they wrote a song about hitting women, and I quote here, "..because it sounds good.". Well intelligence shines through in that statment, I can't argue with kind of logic.

THE EXTRACT

Lyrics do lack here

".....smack my bitch up........smack my bitch up.......smack my bitch up.......smack my bitch up.."

Humm.....

Keith obvisouly out did himself there. Must of took him all of, oo, 2 hours to come up with that one. Good one.

LISTEN TO THE EXTRACT, JUST CLICK HERE !

Well that's another edition of lyrical genius come to a close, but don't fear in 2 weeks it'll be back (20/11/97).  If you have any one you would like to see appear here PLEASE mail me at S_Bloss@hotmail.com cheers.