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All computers wait at the same speed.
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key
Back Up My Hard Drive? Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
code code code code eat code code code sleep code code...
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Computers are useless, they only give you answers. --- Picasso
Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean
Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean??
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Drive A: not responding. Formatting C: instead.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
File Not Found. Loading something that looks similar.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
I wish I could remember where I parked my hard disk.
I'm lost in a Batch of BATs.
Insufficient resources : insert wallet into drive A:
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
Keyboard not attached. Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not found, think "F10" to continue.
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed?
Optical mice have no balls!
OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue
Press F13 to continue
Reality.Sys Corrupted - Unable To Recover Universe
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
Tagline For Sale CHEAP. Insert $1.00 into drive A:.
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s2
There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.
To err is human but to really foul things up requires a computer. --- Philip Howard in The Times, 1987
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user
Warning! COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
Warning: this computer makes hexist remarks!
Where is the Any Key?
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
Why does DOS never say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Q: Heard about the computer programmer who got stuck in the shower?
A: He took the directions on the bottle of shampoo too literally: "Lather,
rinse, repeat!"
