Brawn or Brain?

The following essay was submitted in answer to the eternal question "Is it better to have better muscles or brains?"

Michael Jordan will make over US$300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game. Assuming $40 million in endorsements next year, he'll be making $178,100 a day (working or not)! Assuming he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while in dreamland. If he decides to boil an egg, he'll make $618 while doing so. He'll make $3,710 while watching an episode of Friends. He'll make $20 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics. Next year, he'll make more than twice as much as all of past American presidents for all their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it??

HOWEVER:

JORDAN WILL HAVE TO SAVE 100% OF HIS INCOME FOR 270 YEARS TO HAVE A NET WORTH EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF BILL GATES.

And therefore the question has been answered.

NERDS RULE!!!
NERDS RULE!!!
NERDS RULE!!!
NERDS RULE!!!



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