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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Civil servant: the government pretends to pay us so we pretend to work.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - is he still wrong?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Is there another word for synonym?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't "minimalists" find a shorter name for themselves?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why take life seriously? You're not coming out of it alive anyway!
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it's said?
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
