I have a spelling checker, it came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it, your sure reel glad two no,
Its vary polished in it's weigh, my checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing, it freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed, and aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen, eye trussed to bee a joule;
The checker pour o'er every word, to cheque sum spelling rule.
Be fore a veiling checkers hour spelling mite decline,
And if were lacks or have a laps, we wood be maid to wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite, of non eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me, it does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den with wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can, sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays such soft ware four pea seas.
And why I brake in two averse by righting want too pleas.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too.
