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I don't see the sense in American football. I haven't since I became vegeterian. -- Dan Millman
[commenting on allegations of drug taking in the San Diego Chargers] The way the Chargers played last year the drug must have been formaldehyde. --- Bill Curtis
The team is boring and lifeless. For twenty years the Boston Celtics have stood for something. Now they only stand for the anthem. -- Bob Ryan
I don't think the discus will ever attract any interest until they let us start throwing them at each other. --- Al Oerter, Olympic discus gold medallist.
Football wasn't meant to be run by two linesmen and air traffic control. --- Tommy Docherty on Wimbledon's long ball tactics.
Walking around like a recently impregnated hippopotamus... Paul Gascougne had bcome a bona fide wobble-bottom... But should football finally fail him, at least now there's a whole range of alternative careers now on the horizon. Father Christman... barrage balloon... spacehopper... --- Marcus Berkmann
Colin Montgomery has a face like a warthog that has been stung by a wasp. --- David Feherty
I may have exaggerated a little when I said that 80% of the top women tennis players are fat pigs. It's only 75%. --- Richard Krajiceck, 1992
Ivan Lendl is never going to be a great player on grass. The only time he comes to the net is to shake your hand.
The Benson and Hedges Cup was won by McEnroe, who was as charming as always, which means that he was as charming as a dead mouse in a loaf of bread. --- Clive James
When Nastase is winning he's objectionable. When he's losing he's highly objectionable. --- Adraian Clark
I feel like dog trainer who teach dog manners and graces and just when you think dog knows how should act with nice qualities, dog make big puddle and all is waster. --- Ion Tiriac, Ilie Nastase's coach
I wanted to have a career in sport when I was young but I had to give it up. I'm only 6 feet tall so I couldn't play basketball. I'm only 190 pounds so I couldn't play football. And I have 20-20 vision, so I couldn't be a referee. --- Jay Leno
