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What's my age again - Adam Song - All The Small Things - The Rock Show - Stay Together For The Kids
I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
we started making out and she took off my pants
but then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
nobody likes you when you're 23
and are still more amused by TV shows
what the fuck is a.d.d.?
my friends say I should act my age
what's my age again?
what's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
and your husband's in jail
this state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
nobody likes you when you're 23
and are still more amused by prank phone calls
what the fuck is caller ID?
my friends say I should act my age
what's my age again?
where's my asian friend?
(It's the slow pretty part!)
And that's about the time she walked away from me
nobody likes you when you're 23
and you still act like you're in Freshman year
what the fuck is wrong with me?
my friends say I should act my age
what's my age again?
And that's about the time she broke up with me
no one should take themselves so seriously
with many years ahead to fall in line
why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
what's my age again?
who's my asian friend?
What's my age again?
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Mark: Where's my asian friend?
Fuck yeah!
Tom: Hey Mark! I'm starting to get sweaty, and contrary to what
most people think, I think I look better wet. I've been campaigning
this for about two years now. So throughout the show, you will see
me getting sexier and sexier as it gets hotter and hotter. Ya know?
Mark: And...
Tom: And what?
Mark: If you watch close enough, you might watch Tom getting fatter
and fatter as the show goes on too.
Tom: Why would I be getting fatter?
Mark: Cause...
Tom: Boobies!!!
Mark: Oh jeez. Stop it, no.
Tom: You are too young.
Mark: You're way too young. Gosh. Let me tell you why you're gonna get
fatter and fatter, because dog semen is full of calories.
Tom: Yeah, don't eat dog semen, we hear that there's, uh, there's...,
it's the number one cause of, uh, bad breath.
Hey, this song is about when I had too much alcoholic beverages and
got kicked out of high school, wrote a song about it, and here it goes
like this.
Mark: Wanna here it, here it goes!
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I trace the cord back to the wall
no wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
the choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
but you'll be sorry when I'm gone
I never conquered, rarely came
but 16 just held such better days
days when I still felt alive
we couldn't wait to get outside
the world was wide, too late to try
the tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
to pass the time in my room alone
I never thought I'd die alone
another six months I'll be unknown
give all my things to all my friends
you'll never step foot in my room again
you'll close it off, you'll board it up
remember the time that I spilled the cup
of apple juice in the hall
and please tell mom this is not her fault
I never conquered, rarely came
but 16 just held such better days
days when I still felt alive
we couldn't wait to get outside
the world was wide, too late to try
the tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
to pass the time in my room alone
I never conquered, rarely came
but tomorrow holds such better days
days when I can still feel alive
and I can't wait to get outside
the world is wide, the time goes by
the tour is over, I've survived
I can't wait till I get home
to pass the time in my room alone
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Mark: Thanks a lot.
Tom: I want you all to say fuck with me! 1,2,3
Crowd: Fuck with me!
Mark: Fuck with me? Why?
Tom: Well, not really, you don't say the "with me"
part, just, just the fuck part cause that's...
Mark: Ah, okay...
Tom: Alright, let's try that one more time.
Mark: He, he...
Tom: What?
Mark: He just want's you to say fuck...
Tom: Yeah, not the with me.
Mark: But he want's you to say it with him.
Tom: With me.
Mark: Okay, go ahead, try again Tom.
Tom: Now do I count to three and say it? How do we do this.
Mark: It goes 1,2,3, fuck.
Tom: Okay.
Mark: Okay, cool.
Tom: 1,2,3
Crowd: Fuck!
Tom: Alright! That was the best!
Mark: Here we go. Song's called Peggy Sue, goes like this.
All the / small things
true care / truth brings
I'll take / one lift
your ride / best trip
always / I know
you'll be / at my show
watching, waiting, commiserating
Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na, na, na....
Late night, come home
work sucks, I know
she left me roses by the stairs
surprises let me know she cares
Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na, na, na....
Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
the night will go on, my little windmill
Say it ain't so, I will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home
keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
the night will go on,
the night will go on,
my little windmill
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Mark: Hi. We're back, just like I said we'd be back. You can leave
now and beat the traffic.
Tom: Or beat your meat.
Mark: Or... you can stick around and beat your meat. I like that.
I think I'm gonna say that every night from now on. You can leave
and beat the traffic, or you can stick around and beat your meat.
Satan: I have a few words to say about beating your meat. Just, I
just heard you guys talking about masturbation, I thought I'd show
up, and... I don't know, uh, I don't think I'm wanted here, so I'm
gonna take off, see ya guys later.
Mark: As my present to you people, we're gonna stop talking now and
play a song. Thank you.
Tom: Surprise!
Man Overboard - (2:46)
So sorry, it's over
so sorry, it's over
there's so much more that I wanted and (so sorry, it's over)
there's so much more that I needed and
time keeps moving on and on and on... (so sorry, it's over)
soon we'll all be gone
Let's take some time to talk this over
you're outta line and rarely sober
we can't depend, on your excuses
because in the end it's fucking useless
you can only lean, on me for so long
bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
sittin' out on a ledge, begged you to come down
you can only lean, on me for so long
I remember shots without a chaser
absent minded thoughts now you're a stranger
cover up the scars, put on your game face
left you in a bar, to try and save things
you can only lean, on me for so long
bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
sittin' out on a ledge, begged you to come down
you can only lean, on me for so long
So sorry, it's over
so sorry, it's over
there's so much more that I wanted and (so sorry, it's over)
there's so much more that I needed and
time keeps moving on and on and on... (so sorry, it's over)
soon we'll all be gone
Man on a mission
can't say I miss him around
insider information
hand in your resignation
loss of a girlfriend
best of intentions I found
tight lipped procrastination
ya, later... see you around
Hanging out behind the club on the weekend
acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped Tour
I remember it's the first time that I saw her there
She's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing
I'm kind of nervous cause I think all her friends hate me
she's the one, she'll always be there
she took my hand and that made it I swear
Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
she's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window
everything's better when she's around
I can't wait till her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
When we said we were gonna move to Vegas
I remember the look her mother gave us
Seventeen without a purpose or direction
we don't owe anyone a fucking explanation
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
she's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window
everything's better when she's around
I can't wait till her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
Black and white picture of her on my wall
I waited for her call
she always kept me waiting
and if I ever got another chance
I'd still ask her to dance
because she kept me waiting
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
she's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window
everything's better when she's around
I can't wait till her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
with the girl at the rock show
with the girl at the rock show
(I'll never forget tonight) with the girl at the rock show
(I'll never forget tonight) with the girl at the rock show
(I'll never forget tonight) with the girl at the rock show
(I'll never forget tonight) with the girl at the rock show
(I'll never forget tonight) with the girl at the rock show
Stay Together For The Kids - (3:59)
It's hard to wake up
when the shades have been pulled shut
this house is haunted
it's so pathetic
it makes no sense at all
I'm ripe with things to say
the words rot and fall away
what stupid poem could fix this home
I'd read it every day
So here's your holiday
hope you enjoy it this time
you gave it all away
it was mine
so when you're dead and gone
will you remember this night
twenty years now lost
it's not right
Their anger hurts my ears
been running strong for seven years
rather than fix the problems
they never solve them
it makes no sense at all
I see them everyday
we get along, so why can't they?
if this is what he wants
and this is what she wants
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
hope you enjoy it this time
you gave it all away
it was mine
so when you're dead and gone
will you remember this night
twenty years now lost
it's not right
So here's your holiday
hope you enjoy it this time
you gave it all away
it was mine
so when you're dead and gone
will you remember this night
twenty years now lost
it's not right
it's not right
it's not right
it's not right
