Fanfiction

With ten megabytes to work with, and no better way to use them, I have decided to try my hand at fanfiction. Note that these works will be fairly satirical, if not surreal, in nature. If they make you go "Huh?" just before falling out of your desk chair laughing, they've done their job. That said, the links to each of the fanfics, in hypertext markup language, are below. (You always wondered what HTML stood for, didn't you?)

Welcome one, welcome all...

My first fanfiction, currently in progress. (Hence, if you see a link that goes nowhere, it's probably just where the next part of the chapter fits.) We start with a sleepover planned in two days. We might end in something akin to total chaos and destruction, but it'll be funny and weird along the way.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7

How Many Pens are Needed for Your Job?

What do you get when you cross transformation wands, a pocket protector, a fuse box, and hypnotism? Or, perhaps, what do you get when you cross Sailor Moon and Dilbert?

Ranma and Ryoga: Freelance Police

Ranma 1/2 is insane. Sam and Max is insane. This is putting two and one half together, and coming up with something best not touched with a ten-foot pole. I'm doing it anyway.

Teaser
Introductory Author's Notes (a.k.a. You can skip me if you really want, and I won't mind a bit...*sob*)

Operation Sleeping Beauty

Never, ever turn me on to a new game concept. I will write lazy, near-plagiaristic fanfic about it, with humor added by the narrators.
Part 1

Bubblegum Crisis crossover teaser

As soon as I know a little about the Knight Sabers, I've got something planned...problem is, I don't know a little about them...and no, I don't know a lot about them, either.

Adfiction

A gentleman known as The Eternal Lost Lurker made the sorry mistake of challenging the Fan Fiction Mailing List to create short, meaningless pieces of fanfiction that served as parodies of commercials. This was so easy, I did a couple.

Apple's Revised "Think Different" campaign
What's Worse than Pigeons?

And, just to get a general idea of how many people are actually reading this fanfiction, we now have this nifty counter here! (I may put one on the main page later, but I need more actual content first.)

Since 1:00 on May 6, 1998, we've had people looking at this page and deciding what to do after that.

For those of you wishing to send comments, criticism, rants, or flames regarding the material above, you may do so by sending e-mail to vidstudent@hotmail.com