Quietly I sneak up behind the sign at the road. With a grin I spy Milady, my dear Bear of the
Storm Weavers, and I get a wicked glint in my eye. Jumping out I tackle her and give her a big
smooch, then run away and hide behind a boulder. Laughing silently I watch as she gets up and
looks around for me. Paitently I wait til she gives up and sits down to rest, then I spring up
and quickly jump into her lap. Grinning from ear to ear I smile at her and say, "WAHZZAP?!"
Then quickly run away with an evil laugh. Dancing merrily around the rest of the people at the
road I spy Elwood the old owl and get a naughty thought. (no not that kind! shame on you!)
Slowly I creep behind him and dump a beer down his pants. (No it's not alcohol abuse it had
gone flat.) Suddenly I stop as a voice rings through my head. "Easy now my little otter, you
can play as long as no one gets upset." Shamefully I hang my head, my lady the Goddess spoke
her reproach. With my head still hanging I walk up to Elwood and give him a hug. Guiltily I
say, "Please forgive me Wise Owl. I was just having fun and got carried away." Thankfully he
forgives me. So I walk over to Milady and sit once more in her lap. Smiling she takes pity on
me and tells me a story with a happy ending.
