"She's Dancing... Dancing with Death!" Drucilla, IOHE4U

I'm working on it. Mostly I'll have Willow quotes, with Angelisms peppered in (that guy is too closed lipped). And some others I think are especially cool. And most will have some connotations to an Angel/Willow relationship. (You may have to use your imagination, though)

Angel: "I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, I don't bite!"

-Welcome to the Hellmouth

Buffy: "Who are you?"

Angel: "Let's just say I'm a friend."

Buffy: "Well, maybe I don't want a friend!"

Angel: "I didn't say I was yours."

-Welcome to the Hellmouth

Willow: "Oh, okay, this is nice...and scary."

-Welcome to the Hellmouth

Angel: "They really don't like me dropping in."

Buffy: "Why not?"

Angel: "They really don't like me."

-Welcome to the Hellmouth

Xander: "He's buff. She never said anything about him being buff."

-Teacher's Pet

Cordelia: "Hello, salty goodness!"

-NKABOTFD

Willow: "He makes my head go tingly."

-The Pack

Willow: "What about Angel?"

Buffy: "Yeah, just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You're in grave danger. I'll see you next month!"

-Angel

Buffy: "When he's around, it's like the lights dim everywhere else."

-Angel

Angel: "Good dogs don't bite."

-Angel

Buffy: "Angel, do you snore?"

Angel: "I don't know. It's been a long time since anyone's been in a position to let me know."

-Angel

Buffy: "Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn't it happen?"

Giles: "A vampire isn't a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it's still a demon at the core. There is no halfway."

Willow: "So that'd be a no, huh?"

-Angel

Willow: "So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone who's...not."

-Angel

Willow: "Okay, here's something I gotta' know. When Angel kissed you...I mean, before he turned into...how was it?"

Buffy: "Unbelievable."

-Angel

Willow: "It is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and die. And oh, what about the children? I'll be quiet now."

-Angel

Buffy: "It's weird, though. In this way, I feel like he's still watching me."

Willow: "Well, in a way he sort of is...in the way of that he's right over there."

-Angel

Willow: "Malcolm! Remember me, your girlfriend? <CLANG> I think it's time we break up. <CLANG> But maybe we can still be friends. <CLANG>

-I Robot, you Jane

Willow: "I'm not afraid. You'd think I'd be afraid, but I'm not."

-Nightmares

Angel: " Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there...it's an overrated pleasure."

-Invisible Girl

Xander: "What happened?"

Angel: "You tell me."

Willow: "I'm up, Mom."

-Invisible Girl

Season 2

Willow: "Angel stopped by? Wow! Was there...well, I mean...was it having to do with kissing?"

Buffy: "Willow, grow up. Not everything is about kissing."

Xander: "Yeah. Some stuff's about groping. It wasn't about groping?"

Buffy: "Okay, hormones on parade here, it was pure shop talk. Remember vampires, pointy teeth, they walk by night. Am I ringing a bell?"

-When she was Bad

Willow: "Love makes you do the wacky."

- Some Assembly Required

Cordelia: "I don't wanna' go alone. I'm still fragile. Can you take me?"

Angel: "..."

Cordelia: "Great, I'll drive."

Xander: "How about that? I always pegged him as a one-woman vampire."

-Some Assemble Required

Willow: "I thought we were going to the Bronze tonight, 'cause of how you thought Angel might show."

Xander: "If he does, he'll meet some other nice girl. Studying comes first."

Buffy: "We're going to the Bronze."

-School Hard

Willow: "It's Angel missage."

-School Hard

Willow: "Wow, two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that's still, like, 400 dates with 400 different--"

Buffy: "..."

Willow: "Why do they call it a mace?"

-School Hard

Willow: "Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life."

-Inca Mummy Girl

Willow: "Was if one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?"

Buffy: "It had surround sound."

-Reptile Boy

Giles: "What are you doing?"

Willow: "Oh. Sorry. The reflection thing that you don't have...Angel, how do you shave?"

-Reptile Boy

Willow: "You're gonna' live forever -- Ya' don't have time for a cup of coffee?!"

-Reptile Boy

Willow: "Have you heard from Angel? When he got so mad about you being in danger, and changed into a <grrr!>... It was the most amazing thing I ever saw. I mean, how many guys can..."

Xander: "Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak? <to Angel> Hey man, how ya doin'?"

-Reptile Boy

Cordelia: "Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs?"

-Halloween

Willow: "Well, Angel, we could still play...See, you made him do that thing where's he's gone!"

-Lie to Me

Angel: "Unless you invite me, I can't come in."

Willow: "Oh, well, okay, I...invite you...to...come in."

-Lie to Me

Willow: "I'm not supposed to have boys in my room."

Angel: "I promise to behave myself."

Willow: "OK. Good."

-Lie To Me

Angel: "I guess I need help."

Willow: "Help? You mean, like on homework? No, 'cause...you're old, and you already know stuff."

Angel: "I want you track someone down...on the 'net."

Willow: "Oh, great! I'm so the 'net girl."

-Lie to Me

Willow: "Uh, Angel, if I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?"

-Lie to Me

Angel: "Things used to be pretty simple. Hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty, really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along. Yeah, I get jealous."

-Lie to Me

Willow: "I still didn't find anything incriminating."

Angel: "They leave no paper trail, no records. That's incriminating enough."

Xander: "Yeah, I'm gonna' have to go with Dead Boy on this one."

Angel: "Would you not call me that?"

-Lie to Me

Xander: "Angel was in your bedroom?!"

Willow: "Ours is a forbidden love."

-Lie to Me

Buffy: "Look at them."

Xander: "A twosome of cuteness."

Willow: "Can't you just imagine them getting together?"

-Dark Ages

Buffy: "How did you know about this?"

Angel: "It's delivery day. Everybody knows about this."

-Dark Ages

Willow: "Oh, I've got it! I've got it!!!"

Xander: "She's good."

-Dark Ages

Angel: "I've had a demon inside me for a couple hundred years...just waiting for a good fight."

Buffy: "Winner and still champion."

-Dark Ages

Angel: "I lurk."

-What's My Line

Willow: "You and Angel are going skating? Alone?"

Buffy: "Unless some unforseen evil pops up. But I'm in full see-no-evil mode."

Willow: "Angel ice-skating."

Buffy: "I know. Two worlds collide."

-What's My Line Part 1

Willow: "Don't warn the tadpoles!!!"

-What's My Line Part 1

Willow: "Buffy would never do that! Oh, except for, the sometimes you do that. But, only with Angel. Right?"

-What's My Line Part 2

Xander: "Man! That guy got major neck in his day!"

-What's My Line 2

Willow: "Don't worry, Buffy, we'll save Angel."

-What's My Line Part 2

Angel: "Kiss me."

 -Ted

Willow: "Well, apparently, the secret ingredient is not love."

-Ted

Buffy: "Willow, tell me you didn't keep any parts."

Willow: "Not any...big ones."

Buffy: "Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good."

Willow: "Uh, I just wanna' learn stuff!"

-Ted

Buffy: "But you promised you'd never cheat on me again, honey."

-Bad Eggs

Willow: "Angel's helping you, right?"

Buffy: "He does what he can."

-Bad Eggs

Buffy: "He's cool about it."

Willow: "Well, of course he is, 'cause...he's cool. I mean, he would never...you know."

Buffy: "Push."

Willow: "Right. He-he's not the type."

-Surprise

Buffy: "Once you get to a certain point, then seizing is sort of inevitable."

Willow: "Wow."

Buffy: "Yeah."

Willow: "Wow."

<bell rings>

Buffy: "Oh."

Willow: "Wow."

-Surprise

Willow: "And anyway, Angel's coming, so she'll be able to protect him and have cake."

-Surprise

Angel: "I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop."

-Surprise

Angel: "But she's so cute and helpless. Really a turn-on."

-Innocence

Angel: "But she's so cute and helpless. Really a turn-on."

-Innocence

Willow: "Do you wanna' make out with me?"

-Innocence

Oz: "Yeah, yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun."

-Phases

Willow: "It's nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smootchies."

-Phases

Willow: "I mean, he said he was gonna' wait until I was ready, but...I'm ready, honest. I'm good to go, here."

-Phases

Buffy: "What guy could resist your wily Willow charms?"

-Phases

Cordelia: "What's his problem? Oh, that's right, he's a guy."

Willow: "Yeah, him and Xander. Guys."

Cordelia: "Who do they think they are?"

Willow: "Couple of guys."

-Phases

Buffy: "Maybe you need to make the first move."

Willow: "Hmm. That won't make me a slut?"

Buffy: "I think your reputation will remain intact."

-Phases

Willow: "Don't be so jumpy. I've been in your bed before."

-Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

Willow: "Force is okay."

-Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

Angel: "Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws, and howl."

-Passion

Angel: "It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have?"

-Passion

Willow: "I swear, men can be such jerks sometimes, dead or alive."

-Passion

Buffy: "Sorry, Angel. Changed the locks."

-Passion

Angel: "I never get tired of doing that."

-Passion

Angel: "Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief."

-Passion

Angel: "It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we can live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead."

-Passion

Willow: "Do you want me to go real fast? Not that I would..."

-Killed by Death

Willow: "Okay. The Angel thing went badly. I'm on board with that."

-I Only Have Eyes For You

Willow: "I shall confront and expel all evil."

-I Only Have Eyes For You

Buffy: "You should question him."

Willow: "Really? Me? I'll crack him like an egg."

-Go Fish

Buffy: "You're really getting into this interrogation thing."

Willow: "The trick is not to leave any marks."

-Go Fish

Willow: "I will get you through this semester if I have to sweat blood."

-Becomings Part 1

Willow: "Do you really expect Angel to turn up tonight?"

Buffy: "No, I don't expect him to. But that's usually when he does."

-Becomings Part 1

Angel: "I wanna' learn from you."

-Becomings Part 1

Willow: "There's no use arguing with me. Do you see my resolve face? You've seen it before, you know what it means."

-Becomings Part 2

Willow: "Are we ready?"

-Becomings Part 2

Willow: "I think the spell worked. I felt something go through me."

-Becomings Part 2 

If you have any quotes you think belong here, send them to me.