Obi-Wan Kenachos
If you're ever in the mood for an Obi-Day, get a case of Ewie-Dew or
Ewie-Tea, rent Trainspotting/A Life Less Ordinary/Velvet Goldmine/whatever
tickles your fancy and make up a mess of Kenachos. It's all good!
YOUR MAIN INGREDIENTS:
1 Bag Smokey Barbecue Doritos (yes it has to be Smokey Barbecue, not
Smokey Red or any other kind of Smokey! Just buy it already!)
Salsa cheese (you can usually find this stuff with the chips)
Cheese Whiz
Block Cheddar (those big sticks of cheese, like Cracker Barral or
Kraft or whatever that come in dairy case all wrapped up in a rectange)
Co-op Salsa (if you don't have a Co-op near you another kind will
have to do I GUESS.)
1 pound hamburger (no it's not a lot, believe me.)
sour cream
The default values for Salsa cheese and Co-op salsa are Medium. Because
that's the middle, see.
YOUR BASIC INSTRUCTIONS:
Fry up the hamburger. All of it.
Heat up the salsa cheese and cheese whiz.
Open the bag of Doritos. Spread about half of it onto a bigass
cookie sheet. Yes. Half of it. No more, no less.
While the cheeses are heating grate some block cheddar onto the Doritos.
Be generous. Cheese is your friend!
Spread some of the Co-op salsa over the Doritos. Only about a half
of the jar, unless you've got more than one jar, in that case go nuts.
Pour some of the heated salsa cheese and cheese whiz onto the Doritos.
The heat from these cheeses should melt the block cheddar. If not, then
they're obviously not hot enough.
Dab some sour cream around. If you've got all spicy salsa then you
might want more of it, if not, maybe less. Also depends on how much you
like sour cream. ^_^
Sprinkle about 1/2 pound of hamburger onto the pile.
Put the rest of the bag of Doritos onto the pile. Repeat
steps 4-8.
If you've got some jalapenos feel free to add them too. Otherwise NO
SUBSTITUTIONS, this is not just any nacho recipe this is the Kenacho recipe!
You don't want Obi-Wan running around in Captain Panaka's getup do you?
Or Queen Amidala's dresses? I didn't think so. ;-)
