JeSi: Soo... what do you think?
Anakin: You've got to be kidding.
JeSi: Well...
Obi-Wan: I'm not going.
JeSi: Aw... why not?
Padme: Cuz it's a smegging costume party, that's why!
[JeSi blinks.]
JeSi: What's your point?
[The Gang resumes glaring at him.]
JeSi: Look, it'll be fun. It's on Halloween, so we can go, you guys can get drunk, and
then we can go Trick or Treating and get some candy or something. Anything's gotta be more fun
than hanging around Chewie's all night. Please?
Gang: ...
JeSi: Kendra said she's going...
Obi-Wan: WE'LL BE THERE!!
Anakin: Dude, this is so lame...
Obi-Wan: [sounding panicky] Where is she? She's supposed to be here by now!
Padme: Calm down. You know Kendra, she's always running late. She probably wants to make
a big dramatic entrance or something.
Obi-Wan: I guess you're right. Well, what do you think about the costumes?
Padme: [staring at the kilt she's holding] ...
Anakin: [sneering] This is the stupidest idea you've come up with yet,
Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: Oh yeah? You get to carry this around...
[He hands Anakin a huge Scottish claymore. Anakin's eyes go wide as he hefts the big sword and grins.]
Anakin: Sweet...
JeSi: See, I told you guys this would be fun. I hope they have enough blue face paint
though.
[Kendra storms into the store. She stares at Obi-Wan.]
Kendra: What are you doing?
Obi-Wan: Getting a costume?
Kendra: I thought we were going together to get costumes.
Obi-Wan: What? We're both here, aren't we?
Kendra: No, no. You don't understand. We're going to get a costume together.
Anakin: [smirking] She means one of those shitty couple costumes.
Padme: [elbowing Anakin in the ribs] What's wrong with those?
Anakin: Nothing, if you look past the fact that they're pathetic!
Obi-Wan: No! I found my costume. Me 'an these guys are going to be-
Kendra: Oh! I see! You'll get a costume with them but not me?
Obi-Wan: Well...
Kendra: Fine! Have it your way! Wear your costume, see if I care! I'll just wear mine,
and you'll look foolish if you don't match.
Obi-Wan: [tensly] Maybe I won't go with you!
Kendra: [blinks] Fine!
Obi-Wan: Good!
Kendra: [cooly] Fine.
[She leaves the store in a huff.]
Obi-Wan: Jeez!
[Padme removes her white helmet and laughs at Obi-Wan.]
Obi-Wan: What the hell are you two supposed to be? I thought we were gonna be William
Wallace and his army!
Padme: We stole a bunch of junk out of the maintenance shed and duct tapped it all
together.
Obi-Wan: Wh-what the...
Anakin: Ugh, this helmet is killing me. Like it? I made it out of a vaccum cleaner.
Obi-Wan: ...
[Anakin pulls the weird black helmet off and coughs.]
Obi-Wan: Anyways, have you guys seen JeSi?
Padme: It's kinda hard to miss him.
[She points out JeSi. He's dressed in a large, bright yellow foam Pikachu costume. Obi-Wan's jaw drops.]
Obi-Wan: Why? Why why? Why is he dressed like Pikachu? Dammit, we were all supposed to be Scottish!
[Anakin rolls his eyes and shrugs.]
Padme: Yeah, it's kinda weird.
Obi-Wan: Weird? You're the one dressed like a battle droid on crack!
[The Gang laughs until Kendra arrives. They all scream in terror at the sight of her. She's dressed as the Bride of Frankenstein and her hair is at least three feet tall. Kendra stares at Obi-Wan's William Wallace costume.]
Obi-Wan: Kendra?
Kendra: ...
Obi-Wan: Um... hello?
Kendra: Kilt...
Obi-Wan: Um, yeah. That's a kilt. I went for a sorta Scottish scheme and...
Kendra: Kilt...
Obi-Wan: [sighs] Yeah, you said that already.
Kendra: Kilt... sex...
[She grabs Obi-Wan and drags him off. JeSi arrives as Obi-Wan and Kendra make their... hasty departure.]
Jesi: Where are they going?
Anakin: Something tells me Smeghead's not going trick or treating this year...
Obi-Wan: Mmm... candy!
Padme: Smeg off! It's ours!
Obi-Wan: Aww... [He Snuggly Bunnies wildly.]
Anakin: Oh, let him have the gross licorice and the witch kisses. The break my teeth.
[Obi-Wan plants himself down in front of the massive mountain of candy. Everyone works on their sugar buzzes. After a few minutes of this there is a knock on the door. Anakin opens the door, then curses. Someone has set a pail of water up against the door. When the door was opened the pail fell and water went everywhere.]
Anakin: Oh, somebody dies for this!
[The hallway is empty. Just as Anakin sits down on the couch, something hits the window. A broken egg slides down the glass. Everyone dashes to the window. They spot the culprits.]
JeSi: Dude, it's...
[Anakin runs out of the apartment and outside in pursuit.]
Anakin: YOU'RE SO DEAD JINN!!!
Qui-Gon: Oops!
Windu: Run, muthafuckers!
Yoda: Run we must!