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He'd just been saddled with Obi-Wan
Just a geeky, whining little Padawan
So he got an apartment in Melrose Naboo
And he said "If I should suffer then this dork should suffer too-oo"
("Leave me alone!!")
"I'll give him lousy duties
The worst I can find (la la la)
He'll have to follow my ev'ry word
'Till he loses his Jedi mind" (la la la)
Now keep in mind Obi can't control
Where his training begins or ends (la la la)
He'll try to become a Jedi Knight
With the help of his so-called 'friends'
Naboo Roll Call:
Anakin ("You smeghead!")
Padme ("Shut up, Ani!")
JeSi ("h3y d00dz!")
Mauuuuul! ("Jedi suck!")
If you're worried that Obi won't survive
All his Master's sadistic strife (la la la)
Repeat to yourself "It's just a fic
I should really get a life!"
...for Melrose Naboo Theater 3000!
[with apologies to Lucasfilm, Best Brains, and filk writers everywhere]
