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Apu: "OOOOHH, a head bag! Those are chuck full of.... Heady goodness!"

apu_hdbg.wav (54 Kb)

Apu: "Put it down, or i'll blow your heads off!!"

blowhead.wav (6 Kb)

Apu: "How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines, kept me in business that first shaky year! Oh, by the way. Here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses."

fulprice.wav (107 Kb)

Apu: "Please pay for your purchases and get out! And Come again!"

get-out.wav (57 Kb)

Apu: "Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!"

hell.wav (30 Kb)

Apu (tied up): "Oooh, they used nylon rope this time! It feels so soft against my skin! Almost sensuous."

nylon.wav (56 Kb)

Apu (singing): "I'm Sargent Pepper's lonely club heart's man! I hope I will enjoy my show!"

sargpep.wav (38 Kb)

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