All the following wavs were sampled by meeee, and they all worked fine before I uploaded them to the website. Sooo, I haven't actually tested them now, so if they don't work, gimme a mail. And if they do work, send me money. Or some cheese. And if they do work but they're rubbish, then get lost, 'cos I don't wanna hear no complaints, capiche?

  • bigun.wav
    Berk: "Coor, that's a big 'un.... I think I'd have considerable trouble stuffing that in a sandwich!"
  • body.wav
    Berk: "Ello Boni, i like your body"
  • bonking.wav
    Berk: "Grrrrrrrrrright! It's bonking time! I loves a bit of bonking! 2, 3, 4, 5, can't remember the rest!"
  • drutt.wav
    Drutt making his cyoot little farting noises
  • feedme.wav
    The thing upstairs: "Berk, feed me"
  • ghoulies.wav
    Berk: "Oooooh, how am I supposed to get things done with ghoulies popping up everywhere?"
  • globbits.wav
    Berk: "Oh Globbits"
  • ideas.wav
    Berk: "have you got any bright ideas then?"
    Rog: "Well, um, you could, ummmm....... don't know"
  • kitchen.wav
    Boni: "Why do you have so many wiggling things in your kitchen, Berk?"
    Berk: "well, that's what I call my active ingredients.... trouble is, they can get a bit too active, and then you've gotta bonk em! Anyway, enough technical talk"
  • lump.wav
    Rog: "Oooh, it's a lump. I like lumps"
  • nothave.wav
    Berk: "It's better to have what you've got, than to get rid of it, and not have it"
  • poorboni.wav
    Berk: "Poor old Boni, he hasn't been the same since his brain fell out"
  • rog.wav
    Rog: "Allo. My names Rog"
  • rubbish.wav
    Berk: "There... that's got rid of all that rubbish then" (I thought this'd be good for emptying recycle bins)
  • rudehead.wav
    Boni: "There's a very rude head in my hole!"
  • splund.wav
    The Splund: "Boni....and Drutt. BONI.... AND DRUTT. Hmmm, yeees, I wonder, I wonder what.... you taste like. ((really odd manical giggles)). Hmm, yes, I think I'll like it here.
  • squeak.wav
    *Squeak*
    Berk: "Who squeaked?"
    Boni: "Not me, I don't squeak"
    Rog: "I can't squeak"
    Berk: "Then it must have been.... the lump!"
    Rog: "It must have been.... the lump!"
    Berk: "It's a squeaking lump!"
    Rog: "It smells lovely!"
    Boni: "I wonder what it's going to do next?"
    Lump: *three loud honks*
    Berk: "It honked! It squeaked, then it honked!"
    Lump: "Honk, parp, honk, etc."
    Berk: "ooooh globbits!"

    There's more to come folks, but my stupid computer didn't save all the wavs I sampled.... the theme tune, the end tune, and much much more! Can you handle the anticipation?

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