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THE "BOTTOM" FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS LIST
A three-part FAQ on the British comedy t.v. program, "Bottom".
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This FAQ is unofficial. Opinions expressed are solely my own, except
when
noted.
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Table of Contents
Part 1:
1.1
General Description
1.2
How many episodes were made?
1.3
Is there an episode guide?
1.4
Who's in the cast?
1.5
When did it run?
1.6
Where can I see/buy it?
2.1
Bottom, the Stage Show
2.2
Rik Mayall Biography
2.3
Adrian Edmondson Biography
2.4
"The Comic Strip Presents"
2.5
"Filthy, Rich and Catflap"
2.6
Private Life?
3.1
What is "Emmerdale Farm"?
3.2
Who is Sue Carpenter?
3.3
Who is Felicity Kendal?
3.4
Is Eddie Hitler really related to Adolf Hitler?
3.5
How can I make an "Esther Rantzen"?
3.6
Who is Desmond Lynam?
3.7
RE: "A nation of shopkeepers"
4.
NEWS AND TRIVIA
4.2
General Trivia
4.3
The "Red Dwarf" Connection
4.4
The cast--did you know...?
4.5
Dictionary for Americans
4.6
Setting of the show
5.1
The cathouse.org British Comedy Pages
5.2
FTP Sites
5.3
The Books
6. THE EPISODES: PLOT SUMMARIES AND QUOTES
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1. WHAT IS "BOTTOM"?
"We wish to advise that tonights
episode of Bottom
is rated M for mature audiences,
and contains ribald
sexual humour, extreme comedic
violence, and a
religious parody which may
offend some viewers"
_ Aus. TV warning before "Bottom"
"These men should be stopped." -- my sister, after seeing series 3
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1.1 General Description
"Bottom" is a half-hour British comedy program staring Adrian Edmondson
(as
Eddie Hitler) and Rik Mayall (as Richard Richard). It's also written
by
Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall. It's centered on the lives of two
down-and-out ne'er-do-wells who are on the dole. In other words, two
people
who are at the bottom of the social scale, financially, socially, and
otherwise.
"Bottom" primarily depends on, but is not limited to, slap-stick humor.
The
violence is of the "Tom-and-Jerry" variety, with little or no consequences
in terms of harm to the characters. Most of the violence doesn't
have much
of an effect on the character's well-being, but if there are any
consequences, they are greatly exaggerated for comic effect. The sound
effects are also exaggerated, and add to the "cartoonish" style of
the
show.
Surprisingly, one can relate to alot of the scenarios its one-diminsional
characters go through. For instance, Eddie and Richie are 1) poor,
2)
socially inept, 3) drifting along with no job prospects, 4) bachelors
who
will probably never have a long-term (or short-term) intimate relationship.
Who has not experienced at least one of these at some point in their
lives?
I myself qualify for three...but watching Bottom somehow always cheers
me
up. :)
Most of the scenes take place in their filthy low-rent apartment in Hammersmith. The
kitchen is completely foul. Kitsch articles (like a framed picture
of Elvis
Presley) adorn the apartment. Occasionally, the plot will take the
characters outside their flat, into the English "country," for instance,
to
the local pub, or to a pawn-broker's.
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1.2 How many episodes were made?
There are 3 series of "Bottom," each series consisting of 6 episodes.
The
names and order of the episodes are as follows:
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Smells
|
Hole
|
Gas
|
Terror
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Contest
->1st Season Break
->3rd Season
Apocalypse
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Dough
|
'S Up
|
Finger
|
Accident ____________|
Carnival_____________|
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Digger
|
Culture
|
Burglary
|
Parade
->2nd Season
Holy
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'S Out ______________|
For descriptions of each episode, consult Part 2 of this FAQ or the
"Bottom
Episode Guide" (see 1.3 below).
Jon Morris On the back of a poster for the "Bottom Live!" stageshow, a full transcript
Paul Golder "It was seen on BBC2 last night (Monday 10 April 1995) for the first
time.
So why was "'S Out" not aired when the series was re-run? Michael Clarkson
Funny you should ask. There is, in fact, a new Bottom Episode Guide.
It is
ftp://ftp.doc.ic.ac.uk/media/tv/collections/tardis/uk/comedy/Bottom/Bottom
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Although "Bottom" focuses primarily on two great mates in their apartment,
CHARACTER
PERFORMER
*Sara Jane Wellesley Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe
The music to the show is performed by The Bum Notes.
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The original transmission dates are as follows:
Series 1 - 1991
Series 2 - 1992
Series 3 - 1995
* See section 1.2 for explanation.
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"Bottom" is available in the U.K. on videotape; the following video
sources
In the U.S.:
Laughinghouse Video
Signals
The Video Catalog
BFS
BBC's Lionheart Productions
In Australia:
No matter where you live, you can always contact the BBC directly:
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Bottom, the Stage Show, was filmed at Southampton Mayflower Theatre
in 1993.
"Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star in a full stage play based on
the award
Richie and Eddie are two of life's losers; two pimples on life's bottom.
EDDIE
He's the sort of person you cross the road to avoid. He likes life's
simple
RICHIE
He seems nice, well in a smarmy, oozing and oily-tongued way that you
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NOTE: A more extensive biography is available via ftp:
Rik Mayall was born March 7, 1958. His father ran the dramam department
in a
Television credits include:
A Kick Up the Eighties - 'Kevin Turvey' skits (BBC)
Film includes: The Eye of the Needle (supporting role); Shock Treatment
Theatre includes: Man Equals Man; The Government Inspector; The Common
Live: Comic Strip (UK, 1982); Kevin Turvey and the Bastard Squad (UK,
1983);
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NOTE: A more extensive biography is available via ftp:
Adrian Edmondson was born January 24, 1957. His father taught abroad
for the
Adrian wrote "Consuela" and "Mr. Jolly Lives Next Door" (the latter
with Rik
He has also directed several successful pop videos including "Hourglass"
and
Television credits include:
The Young Ones (BBC)
Edmondson wrote and directed the following films: Bad News; More Bad
News;
His theatre work includes: Honest, Decent and True (1985); West End
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The Comic Strip gets its name from a revue of the same name. It ran
from
There is an excellent Comic Strip episode guide compiled by Michael
ftp://src.doc.ic.ac.uk
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In 1987, Adrian Edmondson, Ben Elton, Rik Mayall, and Nigel Planer came
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I have it on good authority that that's strictly private. However, it
seems
Rik Mayall was romantically involved with Lise Meyer around the time
of "The
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"MAD Mosher" Jerry Kohl _________________________
James Kew comments "She's a rather second-rate newsreader; the joke
is that
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Jerry Kohl writes "She's well known for her stage work, but has done
a fair
James Kew adds: "Felicity had (and still has) a sort of 'thinking-man's
Adrian Myers There is in fact an FAQ on "The Good Life," maintained by Tony Velasquez,
NOTE: "The Good Life" is known in the U.S. as "Good Neighbors."
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No. Eddie is asked on two separate occasions if he's "any relation."
The
You too can live "Bottom," you sad human being you... The ingredients
to
Tony Hardy _________________________
Richard Massara "Desmond Lynam... was a major BBC (now ITV) sports programme presenter, he is now
also
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In "'S UP" (series 1, ep. 5), Eddie and Richie "skillfully" keep shop.
Rob J. Bennett "[This joke] was based on a speech by Thatcher, when the UK was described
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Eddie Monsoon seems to be a name Adrian Edmondson and wife like: Jennifer
Jan Staff makes the observation about "Holy": "When Eddie goes back
to sleep
Also in "Holy", Eddie decorates the flat by spraying "QPR" (see dictionary)
In "Smells", Eddie borrows a line from the number 1 top grossing film
of
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Robert Llewellyn, who plays "Kryten" on the cult sci-fi comedy show
"Red
Peter Wragg handled the special effects on both "Bottom" and "Red Dwarf".
Does the landlord in the pub look familiar to you? He's Lee Cornes,
The actor at the end of "Accident" who gets his arm pinched at the "birthday
In "Red Dwarf" series 1 the character "Chen" was played by Paul Bradley.
He
Interestingly, Ed Bye directed the first two series of "Bottom". "Red
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Harriet Thorpe ("Smells", woman at the bar), is a talented actress who
has
Helen Lederer ("Natasha" in "Digger") has also appeared in "Absolutely
Christopher Ryan (who plays "Dave Hedgehog") also was cast in "The Young
Steven O'Donnell ("Spudgun") has been in the BBC drama "Casualty". I
swear
Brian Glover ("Mr. Rottweiler") is an accomplished actor who got his
start
Lee Cornes, the barkeeper in "Bottom", played a member of the execution
Julia Sawalha (the bar-maid in "Parade") is in the cast of the Britcom
Mark Arden ("Apocalpyse") was one half of the Oblivion Boys who
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Terms and public figures/things that the American viewer may not be
http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/Info/UKUSDictionary/
BBC = the British Broadcasting Corporation
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The setting is Hammersmith, which, according to James Kew is "...not
one of
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Scripts, video and book information, and a transcript of "Bottom Live!"
can
http://www.cathouse.org/BritishComedy/Bottom/
This FAQ, scripts from the first two series, and "Bottom Live" are available
ftp://ftp.doc.ic.ac.uk/media/tv/collections/tardis/uk/comedy/Bottom/scripts
You can also obtain these via email! Simply send the following message
to
send usenet/news.answers/tv/british-comedy/bottom-faq/*
There are two books out in Britain of the scripts.
_Bottom: The Scripts_ (by Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall)
_More Bottom: The Scripts_ (by Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall)
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November) there was a murder on Wimbledon Common. ["'S
Out"]
was set on the same heath so the BBC thought it would be in bad taste
to
show it."
is written with the acknowledgement that the murder, which took place
the
week before the scheduled transmission, was indeed why "'S Out" was
not aired.
I always wondered why it wasn't shown originally... An "ex-model",
Rachel
Nickell, was murdered on Wimbledon Common that week. Her alleged murderer,
Colin Stagg, was let off after the case was thrown out due to "aggresive
police tactics." ... This was front page news all over the UK."
appeal [of the court case] while the repeat of the second season had
been
on."
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1.3 Is there an episode guide?
available at Tardis. The URLs:
http://www.tardis.ed.ac.uk/~dave/guides/Bottom/
1.4 Who's in the cast?
the plots bring Richie and Eddie into contact with other characters.
The
list below is not comprehensive, but covers most of the cast:
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Richard Richard..........................Rik
Mayall
Edward Hitler............................Adrian
Edmondson
Sex Shop Assistant.......................Kevin
McNaly
Woman at bar.............................Harriet
Thorpe
Landlord (pub)...........................Lee
Cornes
Mr. Harrison.............................Roger
Sloman
Gasman...................................Mark
Lambert
Mr. Rottweiler...........................Brian
Glover
Spudgun..................................Steven
O'Donnell
Dave Hedgehog............................Christopher
Ryan
Shooting Gallery Stallholder.............Mark
Arden
Nurse; Lady Natasha Laticia*.............Helen
Lederer
Falklands veteran........................Robert
Llewellyn
Veronica Head (barmaid)..................Julia
Sawalha
Oblomov Rablomov Dob, 3rd Viscomptress of Moldavia
1.5 When did it run?
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1. Smells..........Tues. Sept. 17
7. Digger..........Thurs. Oct. 1
2. Gas.............Tues. Sept. 24
8. Culture.........Thurs. Oct. 8
3. Contest.........Tues. Oct. 1
9. Burglary........Thurs. Oct. 15
4. Apocalypse......Tues. Oct. 8
10. Parade..........Thurs. Oct. 22
5. 'S Up...........Tues. Oct. 15
11. Holy............Thurs. Oct. 29
6. Accident........Tues. Oct. 29 *12.
'S Out.......Mon. April 10, 1995
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1. Hole............Fri. Jan. 6
2. Terror..........Fri. Jan. 13
3. Break.......... Fri. Jan. 20
4. Dough...........Fri. Jan. 27
5. Finger..........Fri. Feb. 3
6. Carnival........Fri. Feb. 10
1.6 Where can I see/buy it?
may not have Bottom; but if you call and ask, they may be inclined
to start
buying it for their customers. Join the "U.S. Bottom Campaign" (tee-hee)
by
calling and demanding your right to see "Bottom"!
Email (for general inquiries):
Mail: P.O. Box 8572, Anaheim, CA 92812-0572. They can import PAL-format
videos and provide a "free" NTSC copy.
Telephone: 1-800-669-9696.
Mail: Signals, WGBH Educational Foundation, P.O. Box 64428, St. Paul,
MN
55164-0428. They accept major credit cards over the phone and take
checks
with mailed orders. They have a few different catalogues; request the
video catalogue.
Telephone: 1-800-733-2232
Mail: P.O. Box 64267 St. Paul, MN 55164-0267. They also offer a custom
order service, "Video Trackers". Call 1-800-71VIDEO (1-800-718-4336),
toll-free between 7am and midnight (Central Time); if the title you
want
is currently available, they'll find it for you.
Telephone: 1-800-268-3891
Telephone: 212-705-9300
All 4 volumes are now available from Polygram Video.
The BBC Shop
Phone: 0191-222 0381 or +44 191-222 0381
P.O. Box 1QX
Newcastle-Upon-Tyne NE99 1QX
2.0 A LITTLE HISTORY...
2.1 Bottom, the Stage Show
Tickets cost between #8.50 and #13.50. The following is from a press
release.
winning BBC2 TV series. With their own inimitable wit, style and sense
of
the ridiculous they transport you to the explosively insane world of
two of
society's most catastrophic no-hopers...
Surviving on a diet of vitriol, mutually inflicted wounds and pornographic
magazines, they belch, curse and smash their way through the boredom
of
life. The effects are disastrous!
pleasures: a visit to the bookies, cheating Richie out of anything
he can
(including the rent) and then breaking his legs on his birthday. If
there's
any way he can score, whether it s money, girls or an advantage over
Richie, he'll do it.
realize isn't really nice at all. His problem is sex: he thinks the
'Kama
Sutra' is an Indian restaurant. Sex is something which happens to other
people and they won't even let him watch."
2.2 Rik Mayall Biography
ftp://ftp.doc.ic.ac.uk/public/media/tv/collections/tardis/uk/comedy/Bottom/
teacher training college. Rik went to King's School in Worcester, starting
at 9 years old instead of 11. He then attended Manchester University
where
he read Drama and met Adrian Edmondson. While there he formed a theater
company, "20th Century Coyote," which played at the Edinburgh Festival
to
great critical acclaim. On graduating from college, he played "Dromio
of
Syracuse" in the Oxford and Cambridge Shakespeare Company production
of
"Comedy of Errors". The production toured in America for 3 months.
The Comic Strip Presents - (Channel 4)
The Young Ones - as Rick (BBC); co-wrote.
Filthy, Rich and Catflap - w/Adrian Edmondson and Nigel Planer (BBC)
George's Marvellous Medicine - for Jackanory, children's show (BBC)
Saturday Night Live - 'The Dangerous Brothers' skits (LWT/CH4)
Grimm Tales - Series 1 & 2, Grimms Fairy Tales (Initial/Central
TV)
Blackadder I - cameo in last episode (BBC)
Blackadder II; IV - 'Flasheart' character (BBC)
The New Statesman - as 'Alan B'stard' (Yorkshire TV)
Rik Mayall Presents - (3 1-hour plays) "Micky Love," "Briefest Encounter,"
"Dancing Queen." (Granada/ITV 1993)
(minor character); An American Werewolf in London (bit part); Couples
and
Robbers (short film); Little Noises; Drop Dead Fred (title character);
Horse Opera; Carry On Columbus.
Pursuite; Waiting for Godot (with Adrian Edmondson).
Rik Mayall and Ben Elton (UK, 1984-85); Rik Mayall and Andy De La Tour
(UK.
1989, 90)
2.3 Adrian Edmondson Biography
ftp://ftp.doc.ic.ac.uk/public/media/tv/collections/tardis/uk/comedy/Bottom/
Forces. He lived abroad until age 12, then went to a British boarding
school. He trained in studio drama at Manchester Univeristy, the same
year
as Rik Mayall. They formed the partnership called "20th Century
Coyote."
In 1977 he took a one-man show to the National Student Drama Festival.
Mayall and Rowland Rivron), both of which were directed by Stephen
Frears.
"Trust Me to Open My Mouth" for Squeeze; The Pogue's "Fiesta"; and
10,000
Maniac's "Like the Weather."
Saturday Night Live - 'The Dangerous Brothers' skits (LWT/CH4)
The Comic Strip Presents (Channel 4)
The Lenny Henry Show
Blackadder Goes Forth -- as Baron Von Richtoven (1989)
Happy Families -- leading role (BBC)
Filthy, Rich and Catflap -- w/Rik Mayall and Nigel Planer (BBC)
Hardwicke House (1985)
Snakes and Ladders (6-part series) 1989 (Yorkshire TV)
News Hounds (1990)
Absolutely Fabulous -- apppeared in
If You See God, Tell Him (4-part series)
Private Enterprise. Additionally, he wrote and starred in Dirty Movie,
and
wrote Mr. Jolly Lives Next Door along with Rik Mayall and Rowland Rivron
Production of Waiting for Godot (1991).
2.4 "The Comic Strip Presents"
October 1980 to July 1981 and starred the regulars that appear in the
TV
Comic Strip films: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Miranda Richardson,
Nigel Planer, Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson, and Alexei Sayle.
Shephard
dir:/media/tv/collections/tardis/uk/comedy/
2.5 "Filthy, Rich and Catflap"
together for a collaboration that some view as a precursor to "Bottom".
"Filthy, Rich and Catflap" was written by Ben Elton with additional
material by Rik Mayall, and the characterizations are similar to Rik
and
Ade.
2.6 Private Life?
this FAQ wouldn't be complete if it wasn't mentioned that Adrian Edmondson
is married to comedian/writer Jennifer Saunders, who was also in the
Comic
Strip ensemble, is 1/2 of the 'French and Saunders' comedy team, co-stars
and writes the t.v. show 'Absolutely Fabulous,' and probably deserves
an
FAQ herself!
Young Ones." Meyer wrote the show with Rik and Ben Elton, and is a
force on
the comedy scene in England in her own right.
3. FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
3.1 What is "Emmerdale Farm"?
"Emmerdale Farm is a weekday soap opera about life in the Yorkshire
Moors. Its based around the aforementioned farm, some village, and
a pub
called the Woolpack. Typical UK cr*p, to be honest...I think that's
why
it's parodied in 'Bottom'!"
'Emmerdale.' It's a twice-a-week evening soap, generally ranking third
among soaps in the UK, after 'Coronation Street' and 'East Enders.'
Whether
it's 'typical UK cr*p' or not is a matter of opinion..."
3.2 Who is Sue Carpenter?
R & E are infatuated by these kind of 'fantasy' characters
because...they're too sad to meet women in real life."
3.3 Who is Felicity Kendal?
amount of television as well...('The Good Life') is generally regarded
as
one of the three or four all-time best comedies ever made for British
TV.
Kendal and Briers played Barbara and Tom Good (hence the title), who
decide
to drop out of the rat-race and try self-sufficiency farming in the
London
suburb of Surbiton."
crumpet' appeal."
Kendal's significance to "Bottom", it's worth noting that [she] was
once
well-renowned for her sexy posterior. So much so, that she is a former
winner of the Jeans Industry's Rear Of the Year award."
posted regularly on rec.arts.tv.uk.
3.4 Is Eddie Hitler really related to Adolf
Hitler?
episodes are "'S Up" and "Digger." Eddie takes this to mean, "Do you
have
any relations?", but what the characters are asking is "Are you related
to
Adolf Hitler?" They're trying to joke with him, and it goes right over
his
head.
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3.5 How can I make an "Esther Rantzen"?
this drink, as Richie so gleefully points out, are: Pernod, Ouzo (a
wee
drop), marmalade (one glob to taste), salt (around the rim of the
*glass*).
Rantzen' (although I had to substitute Cointreau for marmalade) and
it
really was 'bloody awful' (Eddie's first suggestion for its name)."
Well,
I guess so...
3.6 Who is Desmond Lynam?
doing other programmes (mainly factual). He is middle aged to old...
with
grey/white hair... Irish really, but now he has a smooth sofe English
accent. He always speaks with a strange inflection, as if he's about
to
make a bit point... but never does!"
3.7 RE: "A nation of shopkeepers"
Richie says, "We're a nation of shop keepers, you know. Oh, yuh, yuh,
yuh,
yuh. That's what makes us so great, you know. They don't call it 'Great
Luxemburg' do they? No! Or 'Great France'..."
as a "nation of shopkeepers." By this she meant we have a tiny
manufacturing base... we all buy services from the next man, add a
few
percent and pass them on. On the whole she's right... It goes without
saying that Richie and Eddie missed the point entirely -- the joke
is that
they consider being a _shopkeeper_ a real trade to be _proud of_!!!"
4. TRIVIA AND NEWS
4.1 General Trivia
Saunders named her character in Absolutely Fabulous "Edwina Monsoon,"
but
she is constantly called "Eddie" in the series. Additionally, Adrian
used this name in the movie: "Eddie Monsoon - A Life".
after the visit from 'Santa Claus' (Richie), he imitates the Edward
Munch
painting 'The Scream'." There have been alot of strong reactions to
this
assertion by Bottom fans: some agree, others disagree vehemently. You
make
the call.
in white snow-flocky stuff on the wall; he also sprays "edIe Is grate".
1965, "The Sound of Music": "Adieu, adieu, to yeu and yeu and yeu."
4.2 The "Red Dwarf" Connection
Dwarf", had a cameo in "Parade" as a one-legged Falklands war veteran.
probably better known as Dave Lister's Paranoia in "Red Dwarf".
party" by Richie is Mark Williams. He was also in "Red Dwarf" as "Olaf
Peterson" (series 1, episodes 1 and 3, and series 2, episode 4). He's
also
been in "Alexei Sayle's STUFF".
also played the part of the burglar in the episode "Burglary". And
he now
plays the part of "Nigel" in the BBC soap "Eastenders".
Dwarf" fans know him for his direction of the first three seasons of
that
show.
4.3 The cast--did you know...?
also appeared in "Absolutely Fabulous" (as "Fleur"), as well as "The
Brittas Empire" (as "Carol").
Fabulous," "The Young Ones," "Filthy Rich and Catflap," and "One Foot
In
The Grave."
Ones" as Mike some ten years earlier. He was recently in "Absolutely
Fabulous."
I saw him in a pizza commercial...He also fronted Sega's commercials
in the UK
for a year or two.
in the film "Kes". Recently, he was in "Kafka" with Jeremy Irons and
Joel
Grey. He does the [UK] TV voiceover for commercials for Tetley Tea
and
Allinsons Bread ("Bread with nowt taken out.") .
squad in "Blackadder Goes Forth" ("Corporal Punishment"); he also appeared
in "Filthy Rich and Catflap" (as a garbage collector) and in "The Young
Ones."
"Absolutely Fabulous". She plays Saffron Monsoon, Edina's (Jennifer
Saunders) daughter. She is currently filming "Pride and Prejudice"
in
England.
regularly turned up in "The Young Ones."
4.4 A Dictionary for Americans
familiar with. For the full, unabridged UK/US dictionary, try:
Beeb = affectionate name for the BBC
bird = woman
Birmingham Six, The = were wrongly convicted of an IRA bombing, sentenced
to umpteen years in jail, but were recently released after an
investigation ("Burglary")
biro = ball-point pen ("Smells", "Culture")
bloke = man
bloody = damned ("A bloody shame.") or used as mere intensive ("Not
a
bloody one.")
bog = toilet
bog-roll = toilet roll
bollocks = 1) testicles; 2) nonsense ("You're talking bollocks.")
bugger = to sodomize; or used as a general insult ("You Bugger!");
also
used as an exclamation ("Bugger it!")
bugger all = nothing ("There's bugger all inside.")
bugger off = go away
Carpenter, Sue = British newscaster (see sect. 3.2)
chat-up lines = pick-up lines ("Digger")
cracking = great ("What a cracking bird!")
DIY = these initials stand for "Do It Yourself" ("Smells")
dole = welfare ("I'm on the dole.")
dosh = money
football = soccer (very big in England, like baseball in the U.S.)
Floyd, Keith = has a cooking show on BBC2. Noticeable characteristics
are
his exhuberance, and the fact that he always has a glass of
wine in his
hand. ("Holy")
gaff = place; can be home. ("Culture")
git = idiot, fool; also can mean bastard son of a prostitute in some
areas
have it off = (having it off) intercourse ("Digger")
Home Brew = DIY beer, i.e., beer that's been brewed at home
jumper = sweater ("Smells")
Kendal, Felicity = an actress famous for starring in "The Good Life",
a
very popular 70's BBC sitcom. Her bottom is held in very high
regard by
some British males. (see sect. 3.3)
kip = sleep ("I could do with a kip" or "He's kipping on the sofa.")
knackered = tired or broken
knob = penis (see also nob) ("Accident", "Holy")
Late Show, The = high-brow arts show on BBC2. (not what Eddie and Richie
would be watching!)
loo = toilet (what Americans would just refer to as the "bathroom")
Marmite = brand name for a black yeast spread used on toast or in sandwiches
in the U.K. ("Smells")
nicked = stolen ("Smells")
nob = short for "nobility" (see also knob) ("Holy")
on the pull = looking for sex; seeking a "one-night-stand"
pants = underwear ("Smells")
Polo (s) = round white minty candies with a hole in the middle ("Digger")
pong = (noun or verb) to reek, esp. of body odor
Postman Pat = children's t.v. programm (puppet animation) ("Carnival")
QPR = Queen's Park Rangers, a London soccer team (sprayed on wall in
"Holy")
quid = pound (monetary unit in Britain) 500 quid = 500 pounds ("Accident")
Rantzen, Esther = presented a show called "That's Life" on BBC1 that's
been on the air for 20 years [recently canceled]; her teeth
are very
prominent ("Culture")
Ross, Jonathan = TV presenter who does/did a similar show to David
Letterman's.Has a famous speech impediment: he pronounces his
R's as W's.
rubbish = trash; something that is worthless or nonsensical.
sad = usually means pathetic; recently it has come to mean the same
as
"crap" ("That was well sad.")
Scott, Selina = newscaster/presenter/celebrity ("Burglary")
shag = sexual intercourse
Sketchley's = a chain of high-street dry cleaners ("S'Out")
slap-up = four-star, excellent -- refers to food
snog = kissing
solicitor = lawyer. (in the US, a salesperson)
swizz = rip-off ("'S Up")
ta = informal thank you ("Gas")
telly = television
Tizer = a bright orange fruity-flavoured fizzy drink, aimed at kids
("Digger")
torch = flashlight ("'S Up")
Venables, Terry = coach for the England Soccer (Won in "Spot the ball"
competition).
wank, wanker = masturbation, one who masturbates; also used as a more
general insult
whinging = whining, to complain in an annoying manner
4.5 Setting of the show
the more upmarket areas of London; quite alright though. The scene
in the
opening titles is Hammersmith Broadway, which was a construction site
at
the time of filming; it's since been redeveloped."
5. I WANT MORE BOTTOM!
5.1 The cathouse.org British Comedy Pages
be found at the cathouse.org British Comedy Pages:
via FTP. Log on as anonymous, giving your email account as your password.
ftp://cathouse.org/pub/cathouse/television/bottom/
mail-server@rtfm.mit.edu:
(BBC Books, #8.99 0-536-36484-X hardback; #4.99 0-14-023497-7 paperback)
(BBC Books, #8.99 0-563-37032-7 hardback [No paperback available yet])
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