***************************************************************** A Lost and Found cat Prologue: Amnesia A Ranma1/2 Fanfiction by Jenny 'Android18' Chan ***************************************************************** Shampoo stared at the beautiful dress in front of her. It was an evening gown with a full skirt, and an off-the-shoulder top. It was a soft, light purple color, and made of the softest silk. "Great-grandmother," Shampoo said, eyes still fixed on the gown. "What is occasion? Where pretty dress come from?" Cologne fingered the dress proudly. "This, Shampoo, I bought for you. Happy Birthday, child." Shampoo gave a squeal of delight. "Oh, thank you great- grandmother! Shampoo love it! Thank you so much!! Can Shampoo wear now?" Cologne nodded, "you can wear it whenever you want. But, you realize, that this is and EVENING gown, and right now, it is 6:00 in the morning, right?" "Shampoo no care!" Shampoo shouted, "Shampoo wear pretty dress now, then go over and show Ranma, okay?" "As you wish child," Cologne replied, hoping out of the room, and closing the door on the way. "Shhhhaaaaammmmpppooooo!!!!" Cologne frowned when she heard Mousse's voice. Turning, her eyes widened into saucers, as Mousse bowled right over her, leaving her face implanted into the ground. Pealing herself back onto her feet, she gave Mousse the angriest of glares. "Mousse, what are you doing?!" "It's Shampoo's birthday today, and someone locked me into my room!" Mousse cried, "I just got out, I must wish Shampoo a happy birthday now!" "Birthday?!" Cologne bellowed, "that's right! You should make it back from where ever I punt you to by NEXT year, so you can with Shampoo a happy NEXT BIRTHDAY!!" With a bellow of outrage, she knocked Mousse into next week with her walking cane. Shampoo opened the door and looked out. "Great-grandmother, what was that?" Cologne smoothed back her hair. "Nothing child. Nothing at all." "Okay then. Shampoo dressed! Me go see Ranma now, okay?" "Be careful, child." ***************************************************************** Shampoo whistled happily to herself as she skipped all the way over to the Tendo Training Hall. Then, she heard a familiar pair of voices. "Akane, stop chasing me!! Listen, I didn't mean it!!" "I'll stop chasing, when you stop running Ranma!! Now why don't you stop running and fight like a man?!" "What are you trying to say?! I AM a man!!" "Not for long!" "Hey, what are you going to do with that water? Hey, Akane no! We have to go to school! I don't have time to change back! Akane, stop!!" Shampoo have a yelp of surprise when Ranma appeared out of nowhere, and used her shoulders to vault himself over. Shampoo gave another cry when she was suddenly doused by ice cold water. She felt herself shrink into cat form, her ruined dress, falling around her. Shampoo crawled out of the dress, and blinked to get the water out of her eyes. She heard Ranma gave a shout of terror, then run off into the distance, but that was not the most prominent thought in her brain at the moment. ~My... my dress! My dress! It's ruined!! Ruined! Akane will pay for this!!" She gave Akane, who was holding onto a pot of cold water, a look of pure venom. "GROWL!! HISS!!! FFTT!!!" Akane gulped. "Hey, Shampoo, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! It was an accident, really!" Shampoo gave a hiss, her fur standing on end as she let her claws do the talking. She swiped at Akane with her claws. Akane hissed back. "Hey stop that! If it's a fight your want, then it's a fight you're gonna get!" Shampoo roared, jumping into the air to scratch out Akane's eyes, but suddenly, she saw that Akane had her mallet with her, and the girl swung it baseball style, with all her might. Getting hit, square in the noggin, all Shampoo could see was stars and birds chirping. For a while, Shampoo thought that was because she was dazed, but then she realized that it was because she was flying through the air! The early morning stars were still showing, and the chirping came from real birds! Shampoo gasped. ~My god! How hard did she HIT me?!~ Looking around, she saw that she was already descending, and a good twenty blocks away from home. Looking down, Shampoo prayed that she would hit something soft. However, there was nothing soft to land on in sight. All Shampoo could see was a road, a sidewalk, a fence and a junk yard. Shampoo landed on her legs like any cat would but her acceleration was so fast, that she heard one of her front legs snap when she landed, and suddenly, she couldn't stand on them anymore. ~My leg/arm! They're broken!~ Gently, Shampoo eased herself onto her hind legs, and hoped she could get home. That was when she heard some growls. Turning around, Shampoo saw a sight that made her eyes wide. Pitbulls. Five of them, all growling and baring killer fangs. For the first time in her life, sheer abject fear came to Shampoo's mind as they descended upon her. ***************************************************************** A young man looked out his window/door and sighed. His neighbor's 'pets' had found something new to play with. ~Pets my foot! Those dogs scare most wolves!~ The man turned around, paging through a text book, trying to shut out the noise and failing miserably. "That does it!!! I can't study for my exams with all this noise!!" Opening the door, he threw a shoe at the dogs to try to get them to shut up. Two of the dogs looked up and growled at him, but went back to their activities after a moment, with more noise. Hissing, the man grabbed the next handy thing, a newspaper, and flung that. The dogs didn't even notice it. A plate, a doughnut and a coffee cup soon joined the shoe and newspaper, but to no avail. Then, the man had an idea. He looked at the coffee pot, and saw that it was still 9/10ths full. Taking it, he hurled it straight into the group of dogs. That did it. The dogs gave a yelp and ran off. The man grinned. ~Now THAT'S what I call strong coffee.~ Turning back to his text book, something happened to catch the man's eye, and he looked back to see what had gotten the dogs in such a frenzy in the first place. His eyes went wide when he saw the naked girl with purple hair, laying face down in the mud. At first, he wasn't sure it was a girl, everything was such a blood mess. The hair gave her away. "Oh my god!!!" He phoned the police. ***************************************************************** "Thank you sir," The doctor replied. "She should live. If you had brought her in any later..." He didn't finish, thinking that the man would get the idea. The man gave a shaky breathe, nodding. "How did you find her, sir?" "I found her in my neighbor's yard, and don't call me sir. I use to be a butler, and I am so sick of hearing the word sir... My name is Alfred James Whitmore. The doctor smiled. "You speak Japanese very fluently for a gaijin, sir." Alfred smiled. "Thank you. I pride myself my ability to speak many languages." The doctor grinned before he got business like again. "Could you please continue, Alfred?" Alfred nodded. "Certainly. The dogs were all over her, and I thought she was a cat or something. They were making so much noise, that I threw so things at them, and finally got them to get away from her." The doctor nodded. "Well, she's awake now, Alfred. Did you want to go see her?" Alfred nodded. "Yes, I do. What was she doing with those pitbulls is what I want to know!" Alfred went into the room. The lighting was dim, and easy on the eyes. There was a smell of death and sickness that was being chased away with the sent of recovery. A faint beeping sound could be heard. The girl laying on the bed sensed someone in the room with her and turned to see the man. Alfred winced. He could see that the girl had to have been attractive at one time. But at the moment, there was more bandage than flesh showing on her, and her hair was a bloody, matted mess. She blinked. "Who... you?" She spoke with a distinct Chinese accent that made her seem innocent and naive. "My name is Alfred James Whitmore. I found you and brought you to the hospital. What is your name, miss?" The girl blinked. She frowned and said something in Chinese. "[What is he asking?? I barely understand everything he just said! Why does he speak in such a strange tongue?]" The girl looked at the man, who looked at her in confusion. "[Do you speak this language?]" She asked, in the tongue more familiar to her. Alfred blinked. "[As a matter of fact, I do. I pride myself in being able to speak 7 languages fluently.]" The girl blinked again. "[7??]" "[Yes. English, Japanese, Mandarin, Cantonese, French, Spanish, and Greek.]" "[Do most people know that many languages?]" Alfred laughed. "[No, I am a special case.]" "[What's your name?]" "[I told you.]" "[I didn't understand you.]" Alfred sighed. "[My name is Alfred James Whitmore.]" "[Do you know me?]" Alfred blinked. "[I don't....think so. We've never met before, so I don't think I'd know you.]" "[Then we have something in common.]" Alfred frowned. "[What do you mean?]" The girl sighed, and looked so utterly miserable that it made Alfred's heart ache. "[I don't know me either.]" "[What?!]" "[I can't remember who I am.]" *****************************************************************