***************************************************************** Kasumi's Dinner Disaster version II Part All A Ranma 1/2 Fanfiction Jenny 'Android18' Chan android18@hotmail.com www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/jerningham/333/index.html ***************************************************************** Kasumi Tendo hummed to herself as she stirred the soup she was preparing for dinner. She lifted the spoon to her lips and took a taste. ~Yum!~ Kasumi thought happily as she stirred some more. She looked over to the counter where an old recipe book laid. She picked it up and skimmed over the recipe. It was a hard recipe; one that she had never tried before. But the result was well worth it. She put the recipe book, still open, back on the counter, and turned down the heat on her soup. Suddenly, someone tapped her on her shoulder, and Kasumi turned around to see Akane who had a look of surprise on her face. "What are you doing Kasumi?" Akane asked, "I thought you said you were going to go out with your friends today." "Oh, I was," Kasumi replied, "but Sako-chan canceled at the last moment, so I just decided to stay home." "Oh." Akane said, a look of disappointment on her face. She turned to shuffle out the kitchen. "What's wrong Akane?" "Well," Akane turned around again, "I told everyone that I was going to make dinner since you weren't going to be here. I was really looking forward to it." "Oh my," Kasumi said, "I'm sorry. I didn't know that. Otherwise, I never would have made this soup... I'm sorry Akane." "That's okay," Akane replied, but the disappointment was still on her face. "I know!" Kasumi said suddenly. "I can take this soup over to Dr Tofu's, and we can have it together! That way, you can still make dinner for the family!" "Really?" Akane asked happily. "You'd do that?" "Of course! I'll just walk over there right now and ask if I can join him for dinner!" "Why don't you just phone him?" Akane asked. "The soup needs to simmer for a little longer," Kasumi explained. "By the time I get back here from the clinic, it should be ready! Watch the soup for me, will you?" "That's great! See ya later, Kasumi!" Akane called as her older sister disappeared out the door. Akane looked at the recipe on the counter that Kasumi had left, and skimmed it over. Then, she looked at the pot on the stove, and took a taste with a spoon. "It's delicious!" Akane proclaimed, "hey, maybe I should make this for everyone! Yeah! That's what I'll do!" So, she started to cook. ***************************************************************** "Cooking wine....cooking wine... cooking wine," Akane muttered to herself over and over again as she hunted through the cupboard for the liquid. She searched everywhere, but still the last ingredient alluded her. "Kasumi!!" Akane hollered, "where's the cooking wine?!" A silence answered her question. "Kasumi?" Akane asked again, puzzled. "Oh yeah! She's over at Doctor Tofu's! Right!" Akane looked in the cupboard, pondering her dilemma. "I can't find the cooking wine," she said to herself, "but... wine... hey, if I put sake in it, wouldn't it be about the same? Yeah, I'll try that!" Akane looked around the kitchen and found a large bottle full of sake. She heft it, and then poured a little bit into her pot, which was right beside Kasumi's. She stirred it furiously for a few moments, and took a taste. She ended up spitting the "soup" on the floor. "Yuck!! This is sick!!" Akane frowned. "But I can't let all of this go to waste... maybe if I put more sake in it, it'll taste better. Yeah, that's what I'll do! And, even if it doesn't get better, Dad and Saotome-san will still like it!" Smiling, Akane tipped most of the sake in the bottle into the pot until it almost overflowed. She stirred the thing some more before taking another taste. She ended up gagging. "I don't get it!" Akane moaned to herself, "why does this taste so bad! I followed the recipe to a T! True... I did make a few, slight, minor alterations, but it shouldn't be THIS bad." Akane grumbled to herself a little bit when she suddenly realized what was wrong. "I didn't turn the stove on yet!" Akane shouted. She corrected her mistake and chuckled as she turned the dial, turning it up all the way to make up for the lost time. "There! Now it should be perfect." "Hey, Akane, whatcha doing?" Asked a voice. Akane turned around and saw that it was Ranma who was peering suspiciously into the kitchen. She smiled grandly. "Guess what, Ranma! I'm making dinner!" Ranma's eyes went wide and his skin turned slightly green. "Y-you are?" He asked a tremble in his voice. "Yup!" "But I thought Kasumi was going to, since her friend canceled on her!" "Yeah, Sako-chan did cancel, but then Kasumi decided to have dinner at Dr Tofu's house, and let ME make dinner!" Ranma swallowed. "Listen, Akane. I, ah, I can't make it to dinner tonight, I have to.. ah... go back to China and find a cure for my curse!" Akane blinked. "WHAT?!" "Yeah, I have to go to China," Ranma repeated. "Sorry, but I'm gonna miss dinner." "Just like that, you're going?!" Akane shouted. Ranma nodded. "Well, can't you just stay a little longer and at least have some of this soup?" "Sorry, but, ah, the boat's leaving right now! Seeya!" Ranma darted away. "Hey, Ranma! Wait a minute! Come on, just have a little bit of soup!!" Akane shouted as she chased after Ranma, temporarily forgetting about the soup. ***************************************************************** Akane grumbled to herself as she stalked back into the kitchen after spending the last 10 minutes chasing after Ranma. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view), she didn't catch him. Instead, she had run into her dad, Genma and Nabiki in her mad pursuit. After learning about dinner, all three of them confirmed Ranma's plans about going to China and then told her that they would also be going with him. "And I thought Ranma was lying," Akane grumbled. She looked at the stove, and her eyes went wide. There was A LOT of steam and smoke coming from one of the pots. "Oh, NO!!" Akane ran to the stove, and turned down the heat. She waved away some of the smoke. "No!!" Akane had turned up the wrong dial, and ended up boiling away all the water in Kasumi's soup while her own soup had yet to be cooked. "Kasumi'll kill me!" Akane groaned to herself. "Well... 'Kasumi' and 'kill' don't belong in the same sentence, but.. oh, she'll be so disappointed!!" Akane cleaned up some of the mess. "What'll I do? What'll I do?!" She tapped her chin when suddenly, she got an idea. "That's it! I'll just pour my soup into Kasumi's pot, then let it simmer a little bit, and no one'll ever know the difference! Ha! The perfect plan!!" Akane proceeded with her plan and warmed up the soup, stirring nervously. "Akane, I'm home!" Came Kasumi's voice. Akane jumped. "Oh! Kasumi! You're back! What did Dr Tofu say?" Akane asked, eyes wide with nervousness. Kasumi smiled. "Everything's go! He's going to the market to get some vegetables and I'll make the main course over there. I'll just change my clothes and then bring the soup." "Oh, okay." Kasumi looked at the stove. "Are you making dinner? Oh my, where's my soup?" "Oh, this is your soup!" Akane cried. She looked down at the pot she was stirring and gave a nervous laugh, putting a hand behind her head. "I was just stirring it for you!" "Why thank you Akane! But where's your food? Isn't it time for dinner?" "Dinner? Oh, well, uh... um... you see..." Akane gulped. "I... I'm going to China with Ranma!" Kasumi blinked. "When did Ranma say he was going to China?" "While you were gone. Dad, Nabiki and Saotome-san are going with him. So, I figured I'd scrap dinner and go with them too." "Oh, well, have fun then, Akane." Kasumi said as her younger sister ran upstairs, ran back downstairs with a duffel bag, and out the door. Kasumi smiled. She went back into her room and changed into a nice blue dress which hung off her shoulders. Then, she took the soup off the stove (turning off the stove), and left the house, going to Dr Tofu's. When she was outside, she bumped into Shampoo. Shampoo was carrying a box full of ramen in her hands. "Hello Shampoo," Kasumi said. "Nihao, Kasumi Tendo!" Shampoo greeted. "That very pretty dress you wearing. Where you going?" "I'm going over to Dr Tofu's to have dinner with him." "I see. Where Ranma? Shampoo have good food for him!" "Oh, I'm afraid you just missed him," Kasumi replied, "he just went back to China to get a cure for his curse." "Aiya! Ranma go back to China without Shampoo?! This no can be! Shampoo go too!!" With that, Shampoo raced back to the Nekohanten to pack up. ***************************************************************** The next morning found the Tendo family (less Kasumi), the Saotomes and Shampoo sitting around the dinner table, eating cold ramen which Shampoo had supplied. "I can't believe you guys," Akane growled, glaring at Ranma at the same time. "Going to China just to miss my cooking!" Akane had found him and everyone at the harbor and they were shortly joined by Shampoo. There hadn't even a boat in the harbor going to China last night and the family had returned home rather late in the night to find an empty house. Just then, the front door tentatively open and shut. Everyone looked up to Kasumi timidly peek into the dining area around a corner. Her eyes went wide. "Oh! You're all back already!" She cried. "We never left," Akane explained. She sent another glare in Ranma's direction. "Ranma was only bluffing because he didn't want to eat my cooking. I found him and Dad and everyone at the harbor." "Where did you go so early in the morning?" Nabiki asked. Kasumi blinked. "Where did I go?" She echoed. "Yeah," Nabiki replied, cocking an eyebrow. "We didn't hear you leave this morning." "This morning? Oh, yes! Well, e-hem, I went out for... a... an early morning... jog.. is all. I... um... didn't want to wake you all since it was so early." "Riiiiight..." Nabiki said. She wondered why her sister was acting so strangely. "How was your dinner with Dr Tofu?" Akane asked. "It went fine!" Kasumi answered, much too quickly. A slight blush rose in her cheeks and she swallowed. "It... went.. fine," Kasumi repeated, slower this time. "We.. had dinner, and then we went for a walk... and then... I came home. That was it." "Oh, that's nice," Akane said. Kasumi visibly relaxed, that is, until Shampoo pointed out that she was wearing the dress she was wearing yesterday. "Why Kasumi still in pretty dress?" Shampoo asked. Kasumi's eyes went wide and she looked down at herself. "Uh..." "And why Kasumi's pretty dress all crumpled?" Shampoo pressed, "what you do to crumple dress?" "Uh..." Kasumi swallowed. "I... it was dark this morning, when I went out for my jog, and I must have pulled on the same dress I wore yesterday! Hahahaha... silly me. I must have gotten it crumpled during my jog. I'll go change now..." Kasumi quickly left the room. Akane frowned. "Since when did Kasumi begin to wear a dress to jog in the morning?" "More importantly," Nabiki replied, "when did Kasumi begin to even JOG in the morning?!" *****************************************************************