We meet our hero, Ranma, coming out of the Tendo Dojo, very early in the morning. Its earlier than Ranma usually gets up, which surprised Kasumi, she had barely woken up herself to find Ranma had already head out the door.

"Who cares if he misses out on breakfast?!" Akane yells at the breakfast table with her mouth full. "It's his own fault for leaving and not telling anyone where he was going!"

"Now Akane," Kasumi says in a concerned voice, "Ranma should be eating properly, after all, he is a growing boy."

Happosai runs into the room with a bra on his head. "If Ranma's not here to enjoy his meal, I'll enjoy it FOR him!" Happosai grabs the plate meant for Ranma, rips off all his clothes except for the bra on his head, and bathes himself in it.

Soun, watching his master get down to his bare nakedness, begins to choke on his chopsticks. Genma, sitting next to him, looks at the rice balls on Souns plate, and then at Soun. Again, he looks at the rice balls, and again back at Soun, who's face is now bright red. Genma takes one of Souns rice balls and eats it. Soun falls to the ground, in a series of spasums. Nabiki looks down at her father who is choking on the ground.

"Daddy, are you dying again?" Says Nabiki. "You know I can't stand it when you do that."

Soun manages to get a word out of his mouth…."H..help." Soun's face is now purple. "Honestly!" Akane yells. "I get so sick of this sometimes!!" With that, Akane stomps her foot down on Soun's stomach causing the chop sticks to shoot out of Soun's mouth and towards naked Happosai's butt.

The chop sticks get stuck inside of Happosai's butt and Happosai screams in pain running through the wall and outside of the dojo. Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, and Genma stare out the hole in the wall and watch as Happosai runs down the block naked.

"Oh Dear, oh dear." Is all that is heard, coming from Kasumi.

Ranma runs side by side with Ryoga, Mousse, and Shampoo in the woods, far from the Tendo Dojo.

"This had better work, Ranma!" Ryoga yells as they run towards an unkown destination.

"Don't worry, Ryoga, I know it'll work, I'm positive about it" Ranma answers in between breaths.

"You've said that before… and each time you do, you're wrong!"

"Don't worry, Ryoga, this time I'm positive."

Shampoo answers for Ryoga. "Hi-ya! Shampoo believe in Ranma! After all, Ranma is Shampoo's bride!" "No I'm not!" Ranma yells. "The only reason I invited you, Shampoo, is that you have the same problem that all of us have and need to be cured."

Mousse cuts in, "Shouldn't you have invited your father to come along too, Ranma?"

"Naaa," Ranma answers, "He don't care about this stuff, he's happy just the way he is."

"Ah ha! We're here!" Ryoga says as they all stop running. They stand before a small house in the middle of the woods. This house is their destination, this house will cure them of their problems. It looks like it was made a long time ago. The windows are black, and the group is unable to see inside. Atop the oak base is a roof made of straw.

"House is much smaller than Shampoo picture it." Shampoo stares in disbelief.

"Ranma, I swear to you that this had better work or.." Ryoga gets cut off as Ranma splashes him with cold water from a nearby puddle.

"This'll keep you from annoying me anymore, P-chan" Ranma smirks, holding Ryoga in his little black pig form. P-chan squeels trying to get out of Ranma's grip, but Ranma klunks him on the head and the group begins walking toward the house.

"I- I'm scared, Shampoo!" Mousse says in a frightened voice. "Hold me, Shampoo!!" Mousse grabs onto a tree thinking its shampoo. "Gee, Shampoo" Mouse says in surprise, "when did you get so flat? And hard?"

"Shampoo over here, stupid! Put glasses on, Mousse!" , Shampoo yells.

"Knock it off, you two." Ranma says as they step on the porch of the small house.

Ranma places his hand on the doorknob. Ranma thinks to himself, "Finally, after all this time, I finally will get a cure to my problem." The door opens. A cloud of mist appears, the group is blinded from seeing through the door way for a few moments. Suddenly, Ukyo comes from the mist covered in ammo, a rifle in her hand.

"I'm sorry, sugar… there's no cure for you here." Ukyo says with an evil grin on her face.

"Ukyo!!" Ranma, Mousse, and Shampoo say at the same time. Ryoga in his P-Chan form merely squeals.

"That's right, hon." Ukyo continues, "I've gone crazy. I've waited too long for you to decide whether or not you want to marry me, Shampoo, Akane, or Kodachi. I think its time that I killed you now."

"I- I don't understand…" Ranma says with shear terror. "That map I found in my shoes specifically said that there was a cure for my Jusenkyo curse here in these woods in the mountains. It never said that YOU'D be here!"

"Well who the hell do you think wrote that map in the first place!?" Ukyo yelled. "It was in crayon for god's sake! I didn't think that you'd be stupid enough to believe there was a cure for the Jusenkyo curse after reading a hand drawn map in red crayon!"

"I thought there might be some truth to it…" Ranma said looking up at the sky.

"Ranma!" Shampoo yells angrily. "You mean you bring us here cause you see map in shoe?! You stupid, Ranma! Shampoo agree with Ukyo, you deserve to die!"

Ranma looks at Shampoo with fear as Mousse begins to speak. "I stand by my Shampoo! If she believes that you must die, then I'll do everything in my power to help her! I never liked you anyway, Saotome!"

Ryoga in his P-Chan form, jumps out of Ranma's hands and stands beside Shampoo, Mousse, and Ukyo. It is clear by his glare at Ranma that he believes that Ranma should die as well.

Ukyo points the rifle at Ranma's head and pulls the trigger. Moments later, the gang is dancing around in circles being showered by pieces of Ranma's brain.

"Is good that Ranma's gone," Shampoo says with an evil look in her eyes… Ranma's headless body falls to the ground with a sickening thud. "He was annoying anyway."

Shampoo then rips her eyes out of her socket and passes one to Mousse. "Is better than food at Cat Café, you eat Mousse."

Mousse begins to shed tears of joy, "A meal which I don't deserve to eat, thank you, Shampoo! I will cherish this meal always."

Suddenly, P-Chan's entire body explodes for no apparent reason and little pieces of pig fly in all directions. Shampoo, Mousse, and Ukyo then transform into Kangaroos and hop away.

Ranma wakes up drenched in sweat. He looks around the room, confused as to where he is. It's the Tendo Dojo… he's back home. He looks at his father sleeping on the floor next to him.

"It… It was a dream.." Ranma says with relief. He looks at the empty bottle of sake next to him. That's right, last night was Ranma's birthday party… he had just turned 17. Happosai had made him drink too much sake, hoping to get him to slip into a bra while in girl form. …

Ranma's head began to pound. "That's the last time I ever drink sake after midnight. Thank God it was just a dream. Ranma moans and lies back down in the puddle of blood that used to be P-Chan.