Lina opened her eyes and looked up. She saw the stars in the sky, thousands of tiny specks glittering like thousands of priceless diamonds. What a nice night it is, Lina thought to herself. Then a big fat ugly rat head with foam coming out of its mouth hovered three feet over her.

"Awake Lina?" the rat head asked.

Lina bolted up, smashing into the rat head that was looking down on her from above. "OWWW!" Both of them cried as their skulls cracked against one another. It was Naga, with the head of a rat!

"Naga!" Lina darted backwards and prepared to launch a fireball in her direction. Then suddenly she stopped and looked at her surroundings. They were on a rock floating in space… a rock no bigger than a small house. Lina then noticed that this rock was actually part of the Earth. There were other parts floating around in space nearby. There was some kind of protection spell surrounding the entire rock, keeping the two of them alive and full of oxygen.

"You see what you have done, Lina Inverse?!" Naga with the head of a rat smiled. "You tried to defeat me, but instead you destroyed the Earth! Do you realize what you have done?!"

Lina looked at Naga and then out into space. She saw Zelgadis' severed head floating by. I'm hungry, Lina thought to herself.

"Lina Inverse!" Naga with the head of a rat yelled. "Are you paying attention to me? You have destroyed the world! What do you plan to do now? Both of us are stuck on this rock with no place to go!" Naga scratched the top of her rat head. "By the way, Lina, do you have any cheese?"

Lina rolled her eyes. "Naga, don't blame me for the destruction of Earth, if you didn't try to kill me none of this would have happened, so it's really your fault." Lina looked towards Zelgadis' floating severed head again. God, I'm really hungry, Lina thought to herself. "Besides, we're alive, right? I'm sure that there are other people alive on other rocks too, other people who used a protection spell just like you."

Suddenly Lina had this weird feeling in the pit of her stomach… uneasy and tight. "…That's funny," Lina said out loud. "It's not that time of the month…" Lina then noticed that Naga was looking at something behind Lina. So Lina slowly turned around and was greeted by something even more hideous and disgusting than Naga's ugly rat head…. Amelia Seyruun.

"OH MY GOD!!! AMELIA!!!" Lina's head began to spin. Amelia was floating in space outside of Naga's protection spell. It seems that Amelia had her own protection spell around her which allowed her to survive the destruction of Earth.

"AHH HA HA HA!!!!" Naga laughed at Lina's expression. "So, Lina Inverse!! That little sorceress outside brings you fear and disgust?? I shall allow her to pass through my protection spell so that you can be subjected to your own personal hell!!!" Naga weakened her protection spell around the asteroid just enough so that Amelia could pass through without harm.

"NAGA, DON'T LET HER IN!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!!" Lina screamed in terror.

Naga began dancing around in little circles as Amelia passed through the protection spell. "AHHH HA HA!!" Naga laughed, her rat mouth so wide open, you could probably park a truck in there. Foam from Naga's mouth began splashing on Lina as Naga continued her insane laughter.

"Oh Miss LINAAAAAAA!!!!" Those were Amelia's first words as she entered their little asteroid. "I missed you SOOO much!!! Why did you and Mr. Gourry try to sell me to those evil men the other day for food, Miss Lina?

"Um, we did it because we love you." Lina looked around for something in which to bash Amelia's head open with. She then noticed a nice jagged rock that she could possibly use to carve out Amelia's eyes.

"Really Miss Lina?" Amelia's eyes opened wide with happiness. "I love you too!!! By the way, who is your friend?" Amelia looked at Naga with a rat's head.

"I shall introduce myself!!!" Naga pointed up towards the sky. "I am known as Naga the serpent! I am the most feared sorceress on the planet."

"Yeah, if I had an ugly sewer rat head like yours, people would fear me too." Lina mumbled.

"Lina Inverse!!! I heard that!!" Naga's rat head was filled with anger, her tiny beady eyes red and shaking. "Do not forget that it is I who keeps you alive with this protection spell!!!"

Lina picked up the rock that she was going to use to bash in Amelia's head and threw it at Naga's ugly rat face. It cracked upon the top of Naga's skull, some of her brains began to ooze out.

"OUCH!! You hurt me, Lina!!!" Naga felt her brains run down the side of her face. "Damn you Lina! What if I get a scar from that!!??"

"Oh Miss Naga, please forgive Miss Lina." Amelia said with concern. "Sometimes Miss Lina does not follow the laws of truth and justice." Amelia began to yell. "It is MY job to help Miss Lina differentiate between what is right and what is wrong!! Together we will fight against the forces of EVIL using TRUTH and JUSTICE and HEROICS and…" Amelia got cut off as both Naga and Lina kicked Amelia in the crotch simultaneously.

"Dammit, Amelia…" Lina said with clenched teeth. "If only you were a guy…"

Amelia's face turned red. She held her crotch and fell backwards. She may not have certain parts that guys do, but it doesn't mean that getting kicked there by two people didn't hurt.

"*Sigh* I see what you mean, Lina…" Naga frowned. "She is so very annoying. Perhaps she will serve as a food source since we are stuck here on this rock with nothing to eat."

Amelia looked up. "You don't want to eat me… I have diarrhea."

Lina and Naga both winced in disgust.

"Well.." Lina began. "I don't plan on having to eat Amelia. If we can just find the sword of light that I used to destroy the Earth, I might be able to do something to fix our little problem. Do you know what happened to it, Naga?"

Naga was busy picking black ear wax from her ears. "I'm sorry Lina, did you say something?"

Lina placed her hand on her forehead. "Why didn't I just die in Earth's destruction? Is that too much to ask?"

"Miss Lina? Is that the sword over there?" Amelia pointed out into space.

Lina climbed up on top of Amelia to get a better view. Sure enough, way, way out in the distance was Gourry's old sword of light shining brightly. It looked almost like one of the stars, blending into the background.

"That's it!!" Lina yelled with happiness. "Once I get my hands on the sword, I might be able to fix everything!!"

Suddenly there was a huge flash of light that blinded everyone for just a moment. Then, as their eyes adjusted, Lina, Amelia, and Naga were greeted by something so filled with wonder and amazement, it made Amelia's diarrhea come out. A wonderful, beautiful spaceship hovered before them. It was huge, as big as a town. It was filled with millions of lights, all different colors of the rainbow, all shining brighter than the brightest stars in the background. Lina and Naga stared in awe and amazement while Amelia cleaned up the mess she made; all the while hoping they didn't notice.

"My God, Lina… do you see THAT?" Naga's rat jaw dropped to the ground. "It… it's beautiful…um… Lina, do you smell something?"

Lina and Naga looked at Amelia. Amelia smiled. "Look back at the spaceship… please…" Amelia said with sweat dripping from her forehead. Naga and Lina looked at each other and then complied, staring back at the spaceship.

The spaceship seemed to be collecting rock samples and such that was left over from Earth's destruction. It was drawing the samples into the spaceship using some sort of beam. "What do you think it wants,?" Naga asked.

"I dunno, Naga…" Lina answered. "I've never EVER seen something like that before…" Suddenly the spaceship's beam locked on to the sword of light. "OH NO!!" Lina screamed. "If they get their hands on that sword, we're going to DIE out here!! Quickly, we've got to stop the spaceship somehow!!"

"I'll get us there!!" Amelia yelled. "Stealing is against the law!! Those aliens must face the hand of justice!!!" Amelia cast a protection spell around the three of them. "Miss Naga, lower your protection spell around this rock, we're going after that spaceship!!"

Naga did as Amelia asked. The three of them, in a much smaller protection spell, shot towards the huge spaceship in an attempt to stop it from stealing the sword. The spaceship's beam was drawing the sword closer to the ship.

"We have to attack it!" Lina yelled. "FLARE ARROW!!!" Lina shot out her Flare Arrow spell towards the ship. It hit the ship directly, however, it had no effect. "Damn it!!" Lina cursed. "That's one tough piece of metal!"

"AHHH HA HA HA!!!" Naga with a rat's head laughed. "You are so weak compared to me, Lina Inverse!! I will destroy the ship with MY magic!! FREEZE ARROW!!!" Naga cast a Freeze Arrow spell at the ship. However, like the spell cast before it, this spell had no effect.

"You were saying, Naga?" Lina looked at Naga's rat head.

"Hmph…" Naga frowned. "It's this little jinx, Amelia's fault. She's distracting me with that fart smell of hers!"

"Miss Naga!" Amelia whined. "I DID NOT fart! I just, um…" Amelia broke off her sentence in embarrassment.

"You crapped in your pants, Amelia." Lina said without hesitation. "I could smell it, don't think that I didn't notice."

Amelia blushed with humiliation. "Miss Lina…" Amelia whined some more. "Couldn't you have been a LITTLE more discrete??"

"ARGH!" Lina screamed. "The sword is almost in the ship, we're going to have to follow it in!! Amelia, take us inside!!!"

"Right away, Miss Lina!!" Amelia yelled as they soared towards the sword.

There was a little hatch in the ship that was open. The sword was being pulled into the hatch by the beam. Amelia led them on a trail right behind the sword. As the sword went inside the hatch, Amelia, Naga, and Lina followed. They flew inside the ship right behind the sword, the hatch closed once they were inside.

The three of them stood in some sort of cargo bay. It was about the size of an auditorium. The walls seemed to be made of some sort of strange metal. There was one door leading outside of the room, however, it had no door handle. Amelia let her protection spell fade away, they no longer needed it, there was oxygen to breath on the ship. The cargo bay was filled with various items that the spaceship must have found after Earth's destruction. There were cups, chairs, assorted rocks, and a robot Gourry.

"GOURRY???!!!!" Lina looked in astonishment.

"Mr. Gourry!!!" Amelia yelled with delight. "It's so nice to see you!! I didn't think that you were alive!!"

"Um, Lina…" Naga with a rat's head started to talk. "Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't I kill this stupid looking blonde haired man earlier when I was killing anything that moved for my insane quest for revenge against you?"

Lina looked at Gourry. "Yes you did…. Something fishy is going on here!"

Gourry seemed to be half robot and half human. His head was attached to his body by some sort of metal band around his neck His left arm and left leg were also made of some kind of metal, his other limbs were attached to his body by other metal bands. His eyes were glowing red.

"Miss Lina,…" Amelia said with worry. "Mr. Gourry doesn't seem too happy. Do you think he smells my little accident?"

"LINA!" Robot Gourry yelled. "The aliens of this ship brought me back to life using their robot technology! They told me that since I only use 0.0000002 % of my brain, there shouldn't be any brain damage by bringing me back to life" Gourry made a stupid smile.

"These aliens seem like nice people!" Amelia said. "They have used their technology to bring back Gourry because they are peace loving aliens who hate to see people die."

"Actually, Amelia.." Gourry said. "They programmed me to kill all three of you. I'm really sorry about this." Gourry pulled out a sword and cut off Amelia's right arm. "Do you forgive me?"

"MISS LINA!!! MY ARM… MY ARM IS GONE!!!!" Amelia screamed. "You're a bad, bad man, Mr. Gourry! I don't know if I can consider you a friend anymore if you don't apologize."

Gourry took another swipe with his sword and cut open Amelia's stomach. Her intestines oozed out and hit the ground.

"That's it, Mr. Gourry!" Amelia yelled again. "I don't like you anymore!!" Amelia fell to the ground like a wood log.

"Naga, take care of Amelia… I'm going to handle Gourry." Lina said with determination. Naga began to scoop up Amelia's intestines and put them back in her stomach.

"Eww, she's right, Lina…" Naga with a rat's head cringed. "She DOES have bad diarrhea!"

Lina and Gourry stood in front of each other. "Where's the sword of light, Gourry?" Lina asked.

"Oh, I can't tell you that, Lina. " Gourry answered. "I'll get in trouble. How about you just let me kill you instead?"

"Looks like this fight is unavoidable, Gourry." Lina prepared to fight. "Looks like I'm going to have to take you DOWN!!"

And thus the fight with Lina and Gourry began…