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Quotes This page is under construction. If you would like to contribute some quotes, please e-mail me. Kung Fu: The Legend Continues (as Jody/Kira) "Shadow Assassin" "Damn it, Caine. You get better looking every time I see you." - Kira to Peter.   "When did you get a father?" - Kira to Peter. "Shaolin Shot" "Hey, I'm a singer? Did that vital piece of information just slip your mind?" "So, this is cozy. What side of the bed do you want to sleep on?" "What are you so afraid of, you know, that I might attack you in the middle of the night? Call a cop!" "I wonder if this ever happens to Madonna." -- Jody, after a failed seduction attempt with Peter. "A Shaolin Christmas" "Relax, will you? I'm over you. I don't think about you, I don't fantasize about you, and I definitely don't dream about you." -- Jody. "I'm crushed." -- Peter "And I'm lying." -- Jody.   "Put your hands above your cap. God, I've always wanted to say that." -- Jody, arresting a man dressed as Santa Claus.   "You're late." -- FBI guy. "Yeah, well we had to bust Santa along the way." -- Jody.   "I'm hurt. I'm covered in glass. What are you going to do about it" -- whiny prisoner in back of police car after window has been broken. "No one said we had to deliver him conscious." -- Jody to Peter, after knocking said whiny prisoner out with one punch from the front seat.  "May I Talk with You" "You know what? You may have rights but you are doing business on borrowed time, Steiger, and, believe me, you are going to be paying back with big time interest." -- Jody, while cracking down on a man she knows is selling guns illegally to teenagers. "That's a figure of speech, right?" -- Steiger. "It's a promise." -- Jody. "Yeah, well, my mother entered a convent, and look what happened to me!" -- Jody. "Quake!" "Well, suppose I did look over my shoulder. What would I see? -- Peter. "Maybe a partner who truly worries about you, cares about you, and someone who could love you." -- Jody.   "Well, well, well, Mr. Paulson. Did you read him his rights?" -- Strenlich. "Yeah, between aftershocks." -- Jody, while bringing in a criminal during an earthquake.   "Cops don't lie, especially this one." -- Jody. "Eye Witness" "Do you need a place to spend the night?" -- Jody. "Huh -- Are you offering?" -- Peter. "Maybe under other circumstances. Anyway, three's company." -- Jody, talking over speaker phone to Peter while he is hiding out to protect a witness from thugs. "Deadly Fashion" "Don't tell me. Miami Vice. Now if only you had those Don Johnson eyes." -- Jody, commenting on Peter's sharp attire. "Cruise Missles" "Skalany, I want to get married." -- Jody. "Ooo. Do you have anyone in mind?" -- Skalany. "I might have." -- Jody, while at a cruise-ship wedding thinking of the possibilibility of someday marrying Peter. "Dream on." -- Skalany. "Dragon's Lair" "Don't make me pull my gun!" "Only the Strong Survive" "Can you hand me a knife, please? I'd like to cut the tension in here a little." "May I Walk with You?" "Yeah, well, my mother entered a convent, and look what happened to me!" "A Shaolin Treasure" "Put down those shovels!" "Like, that's why we're asking you. You see, we're in a totally KNARLY state of ignorance!" "I think if you call me 'babe' again I'm going to have to shoot you!" "Well, Little Miss Ancient Treasure, Sing Wah assassins would let him off a lot easier than we will!" "Blackout" "I'm sorry. I must have missed the last Interpersonal Awareness Seminar." "I didn't tell you? It's made of Teflon." My thanks to Rebecca for helping me compile some of these quotes.