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"Any point in running that chicken around the
table?"
"The answer to all your problems is in this bittle lottle,
UHHHHH LITTLE BOTTLE!"
"This isn't a bed it's a canoe!"
"I wonder if this bed stops in Chicago."
"DON'T YOU DARE!!"
"Tastes like candy...HONEST, Hahahahahaha!"
"I feel fine, but ya know it's HOT in here."
"I was lulling you into a false sense of
security."
"I got a micky from Ricky."
"I gotta have a talk with my mouth."
"No speaka de Inglace."
"What's Aunt Martha tryin' to do, poison me?!"
"I get a sinking feeling right here *CLANK*."
"Oh, I'm so sorry."
(Drunk)"Viiitameatttttavegamin. That's it."
"I'm not even cold yet, and Ricky's lining up girls
to take my place. Helen, Ann, Mary, Cynthia, Alice, Theodore.
THEODORE!?"
"Who do you think you are, ME?"
"Fortunately, I'm too big for the garbage
disposal."
"Looks like Aunt Martha had too many old
fashions."
"Are you unpoopular? Well, are you?"
"Look, Fred, I may speak with an accent, but I don't
listen with one."
"Boy, that certainly did the trick."
"She's been with me too long"
"Heyyyy! Tortillas!"
"I think our boat is a yinx."
"It's a good thing we're going back to NY in a couple
of days, this group's CRACKIN' UP."
"Even if you find a good place to hide it, you just
can't keep a dead fish in your room all night and all day tomorrow."
"Lucy? What's goin' on around here?"
"Oh, yes, that's wonderful."
"See you later, dears!"
"Mine went dry 200 jars ago."
"Welllllllllll..."
"How come with all the bees around her, I was the one
to get stung?"
"I feel like I'm breakin' out of prison."
"If route 66 was downhill, I could roll ya back to
NY!"
"Honeybunch, if the rest of you looked like that, I
wouldn't care if you were bald!"
"Yeah, I'm the winner."
"Has she ever considered ACTING?!"
"Ricky: You DUNT? Lucy: No, I dunt."
"Lucy: You mean...you mean I got the one with
the...the...the... Ricky: You certainly did! Lucy:
*GAG/MOAN*"
"Ricky: How do you spell 'sperience?
Lucy: E...X...P... Ricky: E X? You're kidding!"
"Ricky: Did she go 'roun sockin up Lockle Culur?
Ethel: Suckin up Lockle Culur? No, I don't think so... Ricky:
ETHEL!!! Ethel: Yes!"
"Lucy: I SWITCHED glasses. Ricky: I know
you did, I SWITCHED 'em back!"
"Ethel: Gee, the train! I haven't been on a train
since I was a little girl! Fred: Did they have trains then?"
"Ethel: It's true, Fred, it's been years since
we've sat in a movie with your arm around my waist. Fred: It's been
years since my arm REACHED around your waist!"
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