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Subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why MST Is Better Than Star Trek
Date: 10 Feb 1997 00:00:00 GMT
From: bburt@cdc.net (Merlynn)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
>Stephen Ratliff, who just started on a Marrissa Stories/MST3K Crossover.
Already done it.
Exterior view of SOL. Suddenly, a flash of light and Marrissa appears next to it.
Interior of SOL.
Mike:What was that?
Servo:A ship has suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
Crow:That's impossible, it can't have appeared out of nowhere.
Mike:Well, it doesn't matter. We have to make contact.
Hex field opens to show Marrissa wearing a crown, scepter, and one those
purple cape things royal types wear over her Trek uniform.
Marrissa:HA! They said it couldn't be done! But, I showed 'em! And now
I'll have my REVENGE!!!
Mike(nervously):Revenge for what?
Marrissa:For all those ratmmers misting my stories! Now, I'll destroy
the very thing they love! The SOL and its crew!
Hex field closes as Marrissa laughs maniacally.
Tom:She seems tense.
Mike:Tom, focus! She's gonna blow up the ship! We gotta do something!
Crow:Like what?
Mike:Well...arm the weapon systems.
Crow:We don't have any.
Mike:Raise the shields.
Tom:If we had those we'd let you drive more.
Mike:Well, what *do* we have?
Crow:Our sharp wits, dashing good looks, and undying popularity.
Mike:Right, and how do these help us?
Tom(Spock voice):Well, captain,our fans outnumber her fans,(end Spock
voice)so if Marrissa's writer doesn't want to end up getting lynched
he'll stuff her right back into whatever Pandora's box she came from!
Exterior of the SOL. Marrissa's ship gets sucked into a point of light
and disappears.
Interior of SOL.
Mike:Well that was easy.
Tom:Yeah, what's for lunch?
Crow:I say the new gets lunch.
Mike:Crow!
"It was him or me and I had stuff to do." -Merlynn
