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The Screaming Goat's Horror Movies Page
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About me
Welcome to the House of the Screaming Goat, where only the best horror movies are
reviewed. The screaming Goat has a rating system of 1 to 5 screams to rate the
quality of the flic. Check out the latest from StoryTeller Entertainment for the
first 5 bleats ever awarded by the Screaming Goat.
Mondo Drunk is a newly reviewed film by the SG. It took 4 nights to rate this monstrosity
and 5 nights to pull the Screaming Goat away from the T.V. set. Brilliant! is what
the S.G. would say if he could. 5 bleats for utilizing the useless. 2 bleats for
cinematography. 5 bleats for content, and an extra bleat for humanitarian principle.
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Things that make me salivate:
- Ooey Gooey Death
The subject of death is rather integral to horror films. Life, however, is often
superfluous in most scenarios.
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Chainsaws and Stuff
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You can email me on
ultragoth@geocities.com |
