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Movie Quote Quiz #3
1. "Can you please not shoot the thermonuclear weapons?"
2. "Athletes?!! We aren't athletes, we're baseball players!"
3. "It's 0600. What does the 0 stand for? Oh my God, it's early!"
4. "Now I can read you guys your rights, but nah, you guys already know your rights, don't ya?"
5. "I'll hit the brakes and he'll fly right by!"
6. "Did you see how leathery he was? He was like a saddle bag with eyes."
7. "Choose your game, but if you lose, you will stay here in Hell forever."
8. "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
9. "Ya know, every time you go to the john you lose I.Q. points"
10. "She can dance . . . she's got the wrong partner of course, but she can dance."
11. "Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
12. "I was so jealous of you, I couldn't see straight. You did everything you said you were going to do, everything . . . and your talent, this incredible talent . . . I can't even yodel."
13. "Nine million terrorists in the world and I had to kill one with feet smaller than my sisters."
14. "A Jose Canseco bat! Tell me you didn't pay money for this?"
15. "I never broke the law. I am the law!"
Movie Quote Quiz #2
1. "You are the bouncers, I am the cooler. All you have to do is watch my back and each others' and take out the trash."
2. "Follow the weezal, Linkage."
3. "That's not a knife..., that's a knife."
4. "I'm being marked down? I've been kidnapped by K-Mart!"
5. "You just better wise up, man! You get tough like me, and you don't get hurt. Watch out for yourself, and nothing... nothing can touch you."
6. "The beast was the most perfect Junk Yard Dog that ever lived."
7. "Did you order the Code Red?!!"
8. "To kill, you must know your enemy. My enemy is a varmint, and a varmint will never quit! They're like the Vietcong... so what do you gotta do? You gotta fall back with superior fire power and superior intelligence."
9. "I found a cure for the plague of the 21st century and now I've lost it!"
10. "No, I'm just the cook."
11. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory."
12. "If she were a President, she would be Baberaham Lincoln."
13. "I'm here to keep you alive, not to help you shop."
14. "Snakes! Why does it always have to be snakes?"
15. "They're six year olds. How much trouble can they be?"
16. "You think I'm crazy? Are you calling me crazy? You wanna see crazy? I'll show you crazy!"
17. "My first day as a woman, and I'm already getting hot flashes."
18. "It's not a tumor!"
19. "He slimed me."
20. "Phone home."
Movie Quote Quiz #1
1. "I'm your Hucklebury"
2. "Best dollar eighty I ever spent"
3. "Get off my plane!"
4. "Fly 'er apart then!"
5. "Ditto"
6. "It was a run-by fruiting"
7. "Stop looking at me, swan!"
8. "Anybody else want to negotiate?"
9. "Which one of you kicked me?"
10. "Pop quiz, hotshot."
11. "I won't think about that today. I'll think about that tomorrow. After all, tomorrow is another day."
12. "You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity. Farewell."
13. "Are they made from real girl scouts?"
14. "I'm having an old friend for dinner"
15. "If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me."
16. "This ain't a house, it's a whole hood."
17. "Oh, yeah. You blend."
18. "You got guts. Let's see what they look like."
19. "There's no crying in baseball."
20. "Are you too good for your home?"