HO HO HO!!!! WHATS YOUR NAME LITTLE BOY!? WANNA SIT ON MY LAP!? I HAVE LOTS OF CANDY FOR YOU!!! HO HO HO!!! PLEASE PLAY WITH ME KIDS!!! I HOPE YOUVE ALL BEEN A LITTLE BAAAAAAAAD THIS YEAR!!! LIKE MY GOOOOOOOD BOY TOBY!!!YEAH COME TO MY WORKSHOP...NO CAR!?...YOU GOT FEET!!! YOU CAN BE MY SLAVE OF LOVE WHILE I WHIP ELVES INTO SUBMISSION TO MAKE SPECIAL TOYS FOR OUR PLEASURE.HEY KID...I WANT YOU TO BE MINE. COME SEE WHAT SANTA HAS GOT IN HIS BIG SWEATY RED SACK FOR YOU. YOU GOTTA PUT IN YOU MOUTH AND IT TASTE SO GOOD! HO HO HO NIGGA!!!