Mr.Burns & Smithers
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armydead.wav- Burns- "Welcome. Come in... ahhh... Fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead" Smithers- "Sir, You have to let go of the button" Burns- "Oh, Sonofabitch!"

begone.wav- "Be gone from my sight"

Blublaze.wav- "What in blue blazes do you think you're doing?"

Burdalve.wav- "When I pass on, You shall be buried alive with me"

Clllwyrs.wav- "Call my lawyers!"

Clay.wav- "An unspoiled lump of clay to mold in my own image"

Deepdoh.wav- Homer- "WAHOOOOOOOOooooooo- DOH!" Burns- "Yes. You're in deep doh now"

Dsmmbr.wav- "Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage"

Xcllnt.wav- "Excellent"

Ksmysrry.wav- Burns- "Oh Smithers, I guess there's nothing left to do but kiss my sorry butt good-bye" Smithers- "May I sir?"

Lobby.wav- "Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves some snacks"

Meltdown.wav- "oh- Meltdown, it''s one of those annoying buzz words, we prefer to call it an unrequested fision surplus"

Mndymdns.wav-"Ahh... Monday morning. Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hung over drones"

Plague.wav- "As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague"

Rlngstns.wav- Burns- "Have the Rolling Stones killed"
Smithers- "But sir, those are-" Burns- "Do as I say"

smpsneh.wav- "Simpson, Eh?"

Awkward.wav- Smithers- "Sir, there may never be another time to say this, I love you sir" Burns- "Oh, hot dog, thank you for making my last few moments on Earth, socially awkward"

Sunset.wav- Burns- "One last question: Have you ever seen the sun set at three P. M." Captain- "Aye, once, when I was sailing around the artic cir-" Burns- "Shut up you"

Sprcmp.wav- "You call this a super computer"

Thrshing.wav- "I'll give you the thrashing of a lifetime"

Vengence.wav- "Fifteen minutes from now I will reek a terrible vengence on this city, No one will be spared. NO-ONE!"

Whatthnk.wav- Burns- "What do you think Smithers?" Smithers- "I  think women and seaman don't mix"

Promoted.wav- Smithers- "Attention Homer Simpson: You've been promoted. You're now an Executive. Take three minutes to say goodbye to your former friends, and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life"

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