Grandpa Simpson
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3states.wav- "Dear Mr.President, there are too many states now-a-days, please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot"

Doomed.wav- "Oh know, We're all doomed!"

Killboy.wav- Grandpa- "Quick we have to kill the boy!" Marge- "How'd you know he was a vampire?" Grandpa- "He's a vampire? *scream*"

Ihadsex.wav- "I had sex"

Killit.wav- "*scream* Kill it! Kill it!"

Matlock.wav- "I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock! Ooo, It's on now"

Metric.wav- "The metric system is the tool of the devil. My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head and that's the way I likes it"

Scarier.wav- "I've coughed up scarier stuff than that"

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